Corrupt a wish

[A7]

granted, but you end up looking at your self everyday in a mirror.

[Dirk_Ermen]

I wish there were no retards and fools in this world.

(it's annoying when people don't post a wish )

Originally posted by Dirk_Ermen

I wish there were no retards and fools in this world.

(it's annoying when people don't post a wish )

Granted, there are no retards and fools in this world, for 5 minutes. Then everyone but you becomes one.

I wish that I could wish for whatever I wanted and no one could corrupt it.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but now you complain instead of wish and are now an emo.

^umm...wish?

I'll go then.

I wish I could compose music.

Granted, but no one likes it.

I wish I was bored. (Oh, wait! I am!)

Well already granted then...but then you realise that being bored sucks
I wish i could live in California

Granted but once you live there natural diasters plauge the entire state for years and you can't leave.

I wish i had more coke.

granted, but it turns out you ordered cocaine accidentaly and get arrested.

plese, people, stop saying "i wish that noone could ever corrupt my wish" etc because it gets really fu**ing annoying!

i wish that chavs suddenly ceased to exist for the rest of eternity. (fu**in' chavs!)

Granted, but you find out you are a chav yourself...

I wish to exist for as long as i want and i only die when i want to.

Granted, but you are 100 years old always.

I wish the college apllying process wasn't so hard and annoying.

granted, but you never get a job and die homeless.

i wish my dog wouldnt poop all over my carpet sometimes. he isn't a puppy, too.

granted, your dogs bladder is turned to a bag, which after a few days explodes, and makes a rather large mess

I wish this girl would like me back

Granted, but you find out she's a transvestite.

I wish there was a cure for the common cold...

^ granted, but then you die of AIDS.

I wish there was a cure for AIDS (UNPROTECTED SEXXXXXXXXXXX). Not easy to corrupt that one now is it... lolzie

granted, but then you get Gonorrhea

I wish i had a private limo that could take me to any theme park

Granted, but the limo has no wheels.

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt this wish.

granted, but it's a useless wish...


i wish i had a cookie..

Granted, but the cookie was poisoned.

I wish I didn't throw up a bajillion times this morning.

Granted, but you suffer from a massive case of diarrhea.

I wish I didn't want to make a wish.

granted, but now your wish is gone!!

i wish i farted 3 times in a row...

Granted! but now a flying unicorn crashes through the roof and gives you a cookie with AIDS in it (YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WAS MADE!).


I WISH I WOULD JUST DIE



my hair red.

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, you are dying your hair red. But just after doing that you'd notice you were allergic to the red dye and now you die of blood cancer.

I wish it was one month later...