Scenes From a Hat

whats wrong with civil unions???

Hi Cs.Com Crew (in camp voice)

[lol]Oops i forgot to zip up...

It's certainly a happy atmosphere in here.

[Oscar]

change of topic
Dumb thing to say at a fitness club

"Hi, Im here to lose weight"

like, duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, big strong guy over there! i can see up your shorts, and now i know what your trying to compensate for!

yeah your tough

Wow, there are alot of fat people here.

how long you been coming here? because it looks like your first time

You might be too heavy to use that machine.

this topic is getting boring, change to "things NOT to do at thanksgiving dinner"

example: don't stuff your underwear with cranberry sauce and say you need a pad.

go and reach way over the table touching evrything and putting it back.

throw pie at momma!

"things NOT to do at thanksgiving dinner" Thats a hard one, what can you really say?

[Oscar]

*Phew, thank God we killed the Indians after Thanksgiving or else we wouldn't be celebrating Thanks Giving*

a clown did something simmilar in a cirque du soleil show lol... he put the pie on the floor, got on a stool and jumped face-first into the pie!


DON'T microwave the turkey

dress up as a cop and give him a ticket for indecent exposure, then act surprised and say you mistook his neck for his boobs.

lol[lol]

Are you full yet?

When are those triplets due?

and maam what size bra is that you need

You could warm up a whole town with your blubber.