An Open Letter To Slisparky (GTZeroH)

[Coasterkidmwm]

Dear Slisparky,

I have a couple of things I'd like to ask you:

1. Why the attitude?
2. Why are you still here even though you've been banned?

I have a history of poking fun at you for being a raver. You deserve this. Real raves haven't occurred for 20 years, and if I do a google image search of something and gay furry porn pops up on page 5, it's probably something one should consider abandoning in favor of another hobby. I know you're annoyed when I correct your "you
re/your" usage, but it's really not that big a deal or something to get worked up over. God forbid I try to make you look literate (could cost you a job). Apparently you cannot take a joke.

This brings me to the first question. You're chronically cranky and at every opportunity you decide to call me hateful things like "gay", "fag", "rainbow loving person", etc. We're not in church, 6th grade, or a republican rally, so quit that kind of talk and come up with some better adjectives. I do not like men, they're not my thing. For someone who attends raves you've got quite the anti-gay vocabulary which is rather dangerous when you go to things populated by predominantly gay people (bright flashing colors and techno music is not the straightest thing under the son [teehee a pun]). News flash: there are lots of gay people that can beat you up. If you want to poke fun at me or whatever go ahead, but try to be a little bit more creative.

And now on to the second question at hand. You're banned. You "went out with a bang" and didn't care etc etc, and yet you're still popping in here and in chat almost all the time under a new username. What gives? Your actions do not match your behavior.

I can already see the hell this is going to raise.

[Oscar]

muhahaha teapot meet kettle

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by Oscar

muhahaha teapot meet kettle

More like kettle trying to avoid pot acting like kettle did for a period of time.

bitch your next.

^what exactly does that mean?

GT got ethered yo.

Originally posted by Jms10391

^what exactly does that mean?

It means i really cant believe he expects me to take this seriously. This post is littered with so much arrogance, i see it as a joke, and thats how i respond to it. See, i can take a joke![^]

^ Wow, go away. You aren't wanted here.

Originally posted by jensen-nator

^ Wow, go away. You aren't wanted here.

but imma effin celebrity here!

Ok, hahaha.

Originally posted by GTzeroH

Originally posted by jensen-nator

^ Wow, go away. You aren't wanted here.

but imma effin celebrity here!

no you're not... stfu...

Originally posted by GTzeroH

but imma effin celebrity here!

Never mind the facts you were banned and people don't like you, you're a celebrity! YAY! [:D]

Originally posted by GTzeroH

Originally posted by jensen-nator

^ Wow, go away. You aren't wanted here.

but imma effin celebrity here!

How do you figure that?

Go away, GTzeroH/SliSparky! You were a pain from day one and still continue on today. The only reason why you sre still here is probably because Oscar is having a great time laughing at your stupidity.

^Ummmm.... wtf?

^ Its a man's ass whats the confusion?

[Coasterkidmwm]

I think the joke has to do more with the fact that they're all hardcore Texans and a suspiciously high amount of pants are not on...

Originally posted by GTzeroH

bitch your next.

Your sentence has three words. Two thirds of the words are grammatically incorrect. First, simply, capitalize the first word. Second, and most importantly, it is "you're". It should have read "Bitch, you're next."

[Coasterkidmwm]

BUT ITS MY KEYBOARD AND I CAN TYPE ON IT HOWEVER I WANT YOUR A FLAPJACK

Originally posted by GTzeroH:

but imma effin celebrity here!

Sorry to burst your bubble mate, but ive never heard of ya.

[Oscar]

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

BUT ITS MY KEYBOARD AND I CAN TYPE ON IT HOWEVER I WANT YOUR A FLAPJACK

wtf? he was talking to sli not you.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by GTzeroH

bitch your next.

Go on...

Satire Oscar satire...

Originally posted by GTzeroH

Originally posted by jensen-nator

^ Wow, go away. You aren't wanted here.

but imma effin celebrity here!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA. HA. HAHAHA. HA.

no. No you are not my good sir.

BUT ITS MY KEYBOARD AND I CAN TYPE ON IT HOWEVER I WANT YOUR A FLAPJACK

LAWL, that actually made me lawl.