Condoms

I bet everybody who has posted in this topic (excluding the people over 18) haven't even had sex yet, or maybe have come close...

I don't wanna to start a sex topic, but how close has everybody come... Not to brag, but I've been all the way =) With girls my brothers age!(19-20)

(WWS is gunna kill me...)

Somebody change the title to "Condoms.. 18+"

Wow, congratulations, you have proved yourself to the entire site! Your are officially a bad ass screamomatic!

But if you insist, and by the way I am 18 [;)], I have done everything that includes oral sex, but not all the way, and I am damn proud too [:)]

Originally posted by PumpMeUp

You can also roll one out, put it on your teachers desk, put some vaseline on it and call it good!

You're actually not supposed to put vaseline on a condom. The petroleum base of the vaseling destroys the spermocide on the condom.

I heard it decays the condom alltogether..

lol, Im 15 and I havent had sex yet... I dont even kiss my GF, were close and all, but were not into kisses.

[jayman]

Originally posted by screamomatic

I bet everybody who has posted in this topic (excluding the people over 18) haven't even had sex yet, or maybe have come close...

I don't wanna to start a sex topic, but how close has everybody come... Not to brag, but I've been all the way =) With girls my brothers age!(19-20)

(WWS is gunna kill me...)

Somebody change the title to "Condoms.. 18+"

once i had a woman wanting me to marry her .. does that count? and another time i got to go around the world twice did i go far enough???? it's not how far you go but what you can deliver when you get there that matters. i wouldn't waste my time with girls as young as 19 and 20.

"it's not how far you go but what you can deliver when you get there that matters."

Lol, that's pretty true... I'm just gaining experince, I never want to get married or anyhting, the though of having children is scary.

[jayman]

oh.. did i mention i think you're lying...if you are'nt then i preemptively feel sorry for you... hope you get a good job.. the crystal ball shows child support in you future..

Originally posted by screamomatic

I heard it decays the condom alltogether..

Sorry, that's what I meant.

[jayman]

[V]

Ouch... lucky you don't know me so you'll never know for sure. I'm not trying to make it look I'm better then everyone... don't judge me or anything, I'm a really nice kid... I just have a silly streak a mile long, and when I get crazy, I really get crazy. But most of the time I'm depressed so, I think you just added to it.

[jayman]

why depressed..? i just have my reservations about believing that sort of talk.. ...... there's way more to life. sex is a wonderful thing, but it's also very special, to be over it at 21 now THAT"S depressing..

Whoever says they are a virgin and proud is a liar! There is a fine line between being a virgin and not being able to get laid

I agree with Jaymen though (although Rachael is going to kill me), there is more to life than just sex. Sure it's a 'beautiful' thing between two people, but life has so much more to give than just that one thing

You guys are funny.
Look, A latex condom is better then a sheep skin is becouse sheep skin is skin and skin absorbs. Which means you can absorb a STD through the skin. Latex you cant.
Using Vasaline on a latex can destroy a condom in no time. TRUST ME I KNOW.It tears it up.
You want to use a lube like K.Y. or any water base lube.
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

YAY for K.Y jelly.
Oral is probly the best thing for a teenager like me, sex is fantastic but it has to meen something.
In other words getting banged up drunk at a house party isn't a good thing[lol].

Dude your only 14...

Anyways Its been funny reading this, hope to find 5 more pages of humor when I get back today.

^^^ Dude, did i say i've done anything to a high extent of sexuality......No . Maybe just a little[lol]. Joke.
And what if i had, the English stage of going to the next level or whatever the Americas call it starts very young in England, ask Gouldy.
Hes always up the duff, joke man.
And im 15 in like 4 days so its nearly legal!!![lol]

Originally posted by Edge

Whoever says they are a virgin and proud is a liar! There is a fine line between being a virgin and not being able to get laid

I agree with Jaymen though (although Rachael is going to kill me), there is more to life than just sex. Sure it's a 'beautiful' thing between two people, but life has so much more to give than just that one thing

Why would I kill you?! Ahh I agree. I said I would give up sex just to be with Edge forever [:I] I mean theres always masturbation if sex is out of the question. Unless its like the time of the month for the girl [not nice I know] but it doesnt help when your partner in crime torments you because he knows you can't do anything [:(!]
Anyway. I agree condoms are good but soon I wont need to use any YAYAYAYAY! Glad I told you eh? [;)]

^^^ Lol rachael. Not too glad you told us by the way .
But what needs to be said, must be said.

Oh yeah [:)]

I wish the smileys werent so massive grrr..
Talking of massive things and condoms...

^ im curious, did you just join this site cause you love coasters or did you join the site for edge lol

Well. I joined because.. its a forum =]
And because edge is the admin lol. Erm I do like rollercoasters but Im not crazy crazy and know all of the parks and rides. Just wouldnt mind going to a few more! haha err.. =D

so basiclly your saying you joined for edge [;)]

Erm..Well..Erm..Hmm.. See thats a tough question. And also tough poop because im not answering [:p]

^[lol] I can not believe we have a 5 page topic on Condoms and Sex!