Corrupt a wish

Granted, but now you can suck your own toes...
Why would you wanna do that anyway?

I wish I could fly!
And by could fly, i mean not randomly die in the air or fall down or something...

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, you can fly... But now the governement sees you as a thread and locks you up for research. You will never see daylight ever again.

I wish I didn't have to work so early in the morning.

Granted, you start work at noon, but your job is picking up crap at the zoo with your bare hands.

I wish I had a roller coaster in my backyard that was perfectly safe and met all village regulations, and had lots of airtime.

Granted, but then a freak tornado touches down in your backyard and destroys the whole coaster.

I wish I could get Action Replay to work on my computer.

Granted, but it corrupts all of your game files and you lose

[Turbo]

whats your wish chocolate lover?

Figures, my first post and I can't play.
Oh well, I might as well make a wish! ^.^
I wish. (Beat that) (Someone else on another forum did this, the corruption was "Granted, but 404 wish not found. Do something else other than that)

Granted, but I found out why you wished and blackmailed you!

I wish, I wish, I wish that everyone here was a fish!

Granted, but everyone's Land Sharks that eat rcking04s.

EDIT: I wish that my life would be perfect in every possible way. (u can't grant it but mess it up, can you. hee hee hee...)

Granted, but you burn in hell when you die.

I wish that this light here was on. (I wonder what'll go wrong. ^_^)

^Granted, but when the lights come back on, you will not see.

I wish I had put a wish in my previous post.

[Turbo]

Granted, but Oscar deleted it...

I wish six flags would come up with a better name than "Bizarro" for the re-theming of medusa (SFGAdv) and Ride of Steel (SFNE).

Granted, but they will not open untill next season, due to unexplicable causes.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you will never be able to grant someone elses wish because you'd forget posting a wish...


I wish Holiday Park used a nice plastic card as Annual pass and not seperated tickets...

[Turbo]

Granted, but they cost $500,000 for each day of the membership

I wish people would stop posting pointless bullsh!t topics like the one below...
http://coastercrazy.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=20230

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, now we'd get a flood of new say hi topic spam.

I wish the edited message was gone...

[Turbo]

Granted, but it reappeared shortly after...

I wish that I was on the Terminator Salvation Coaster construction crew.

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, but you get fired for stealing bolts and screws.

I wish we had more kick ass coasters around the area.

[Turbo]

Granted, but they were built by the company that hired me, I stole the bolts and screws from them too, therefor leaving the coasters unsafe and sentanced to immediate demolition... lol

I wish that my post wasn't as long

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, it vanished for a minute and now it's back.

I wish I got to bed earlier... lol

[Turbo]

Granted, but you never woke up.

I wish Dirk and I weren't the only ones doing this because this is just too much fun

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, now a newb entered the game with the same questions why his postcount doesn't go up.

I wish me and turbo had a life... (We're playing this too much xD)

[Turbo]

Granted, but we stopped playing these games and they were lost forever in the never-ending internet.

I wish I could resist playing this game lol

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, you now go to bed

I wish there was a country sized amusement park