Corrupt a wish

[Turbo]

Granted, but we tried to set up a theme park meet and no one showed up.

I wish there was a 700 ft roller coaster

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but six flags sues them for breaking the highest rollercoaster record they used to own.

I wish there was a quicker way then flying.

[Turbo]

Granted, but a freak accedent killed anyone that used it

I wish that I was one of the first riders on Terminator Salvation The Coaster

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, your the first rider front seat but as soon as you depart the station the train will stall on the lift and it closed for the rest of the week.

I wish... uhm... ehhh.... Uhhh...

[Turbo]

Granted, but you ran out of breath.

I wish I could go to whistler one more time before the boarding season ends

[Dirk_Ermen]

Failed to grant wish, it's impossible!

I wish i wasn't so bored

[Turbo]

Granted, but the break just ended.

I wish I could really shove don vito into a vending machine (just to see what would happen???)

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, you'd get him in, but he never will get out since the machine ran into an error

I wish turbo didn't kept me away from bed.
(srsly, I wanna go to bed but you keep me awake somehow[lol])

[Turbo]

Granted, but the boogeyman gets you later on.

I wish spring break was still in effect here

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted but it's only 1 day a year now

I wish the boogeyman wasn't real. lololol!

[Turbo]

Granted, so Jason Vorhees came in and got you anyway ;)

I wish it was summer

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted but you have to go to summerschool.

I wish i know who jason vorhees was

[Turbo]

Granted. He's the dude with the mask on Friday the 13. He will cut you up with a machete lol

I wish I could play DDR better

[Dirk_Ermen]

granted, you're better than you used to be, but still much worser than me.

I wish that jason was more scary. He sounds so fake to me

[Turbo]

Granted. He is a 7 year old mentally retarded kid who was a MASTER in archery that has grown up. what will happen next?

I wish Bizzaro would do something the right way

Granted, but now everyone hated the Superman series, and now to fix it, DC Comics gets rid of Bizzaro!

I wish I didn't have to do the MAP anymore, I just started today and I'm already sick of it.

Granted, but you'll fail to accomplish what you originally were trying for.

I wish it was still coaster season.

[TTD03]

Granted, but it will thunderstorm all day every day.

I wish I lived closer to Cedar Point!

[Oscar]

Granted, but you now live with Bam. (inside joke)
I wish we found a reliable coder for the website.

[Paradox]

Granted, but he ruins the website.

I wish for more B&M in New England.

[TTD03]

Granted, but after you get a new B&M, no new coasters for 10 years.
I wish for Oscar to be a benis.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but he hurls you with insults daily.

I wish to have a job that pays above minimum wage.

[TTD03]

Granted, but you have to plunge toilets for the rest of your life.
I wish to be a Cedar Point ride op.

Granted, but you're the only op for the ride you're running, so you have to hustle all the time to have good operations.

I wish Minnesota had more amusement parks.

Granted, but they're landlocked and built stupidly close to an airport.

I wish there was a version of Mario Maker for the regular Wii instead of having to get a Wii U.