Corrupt a wish

[TTD03]

Granted, but it is a 19.99 a month service fee.

I wish for year round parks in NJ.

Granted, but they have no rides

I wish that had a computer that got more the 30 FPS while playing NL2

Granted, but you can get maximum 31 FPS

I wish I could go to themeparks more often and raise my coaster count

[TTD03]

Granted, but only one new coaster will be open every time you go.

I wish for an Oscar to scare little children.

Granted, but you're responsible for all the maintenance.

I wish Deep Water Dive at Kentucky Kingdom had an elevator to get to the top.

[TTD03]

Granted, but it goes 1 MPH.
I wish for a McDonalds next to my house.

Granted, but it has awful service.

I wish for a trimless ride on Raging Bull.

Granted, but it turns out the trims were actually needed and the designer miscalculated, so the airtime becomes like Skyrush, and the increased maintenance costs mean that Six Flags can't purchase any new rides for 2016.

I wish I could beat Tall Tall Mountain in Super Mario 64.

[Coasterkidmwm]

SkyArrow wrote:

I wish I could beat Tall Tall Mountain in Super Mario 64.

Wow you're a mega noob.

Granted I guess, but you get infinitely rekt in Tick Tock Clock.

I wish I didn't have to shave.

granted, now everyone thinks your a hobo.

I wish I was a Wish that wished for a wish that would wish a wish for all the wishes to be wished.

[Paradox]

Granted, but you die before your wish can be granted.

I wish to be corrupted.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but you're involved in a My Little Pony merchandise smuggling ring and thus shamed forever.

I wish I had a house.

[Paradox]

Granted, but it burns down within minutes of you moving in thus leaving you homeless.

I wish that Cedar Fair bought out Six Flags.

[Oscar]

Granted, but SF problems quickly spread to the original CF problems.

I wish I all iPhones were destroyed.

Granted, but iPhone fanboys destroy our far superior phones

I wish that winter in the North wasn't extremely cold

Granted, but then you find that you miss going sledding.

I wish Half Life 3 would come out already.

Granted, but it turns out to be a crappy game.

I wish I had a thrilling roller coaster in my backyard.

Granted, but it's Gwazi and you don't get to ride it until Groundhog Day.

I wish there was a way to see other dimensions.

Granted, but you trip balls and become a vegetable... foreverrrr...

I wish i wasn't out of trees...

[Oscar]

Granted, but they are all bonsai trees.

I wish for CK to lose his virginity.

[Mikey]

Granted, but it won't be lost to a human.

I wish for world peace.

granted. everything dies


I wish Six Flags continued plans to make Geauga lake a better park than Cedar Point

Granted, but every time you try to go there from now on, you get stuck in a traffic jam so bad the park will be closed by the time you get there.

I wish Kentucky Kingdom could have both Chang and the waterpark expansion.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but once they built the expansion, it turned out to be a kiddie park for babies.
I wishthat TTD03 wouls stop blowing up the forums

Granted, but now the forum becomes very inactive.

I wish Cedar Point would RMC Mean Streak.