Corrupt a wish

(The forum actually is pretty quiet today!)

Granted, but they change the layout and it's not as intense as before. And it's only RMC topper track.

I wish that I hadn't painfully bruised a rib yesterday

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, you broke the rib instead.

I wish it wasn't so cold in this damned house.

[Oscar]

Granted, but your house burns down from the warmth.

I wish for my Christmas lights to take themselves off when its time.

Granted, but they're more tangled than a pair of earbuds and you have to untangle them all.

I wish Nolimits 2 let you design 3ds in the editor, rather than exporting from Sketchup

Granted, but it's just as difficult to use as Blender, and it's a pro-only feature.

I wish Donkey Kong Country Returns didn't have the super guide.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but to beat the game you need to beat an-ingame minigame that happens to be Battletoads.

I wish I was an Oscar-Meyer weiner....

[Oscar]

Granted, but you're covered in ketchup on a hotdog.

I wish I was a drug lord

Granted, but you eventually get caught and are sentenced to life in prison.

I wish for a white Christmas.

^Granted, but the climate change boils all the snow. (Yes boils.)

I wish to have an own theme park with enough money to build all rides I like, have unlimited energy and be able to control the rides from their seats, and most important having my closest friends with me.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Der LK 7531 wrote:

I wish to have an own theme park with enough money to build all rides I like, have unlimited energy and be able to control the rides from their seats, and most important having my closest friends with me.

Sure it's granted, but the park is in the DPRK and all of your friends are who are with you are dead.

I wish dubstep was eradicated.

[Paradox]

Granted, but a new type of music is born that is made specifically to get stuck in your head and drive you mad to the point of jumping off a cliff.

I wish that I could go to Liseberg.

Granted, but Helix breaks down and isn't open when you're there.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow!

Granted, but its only because you have your leg amputated and will never be able to ride a coaster again.

I wish that CP would open a brueggers Bagel place and call it "B-rougarou-gers

Granted, but it proves unsuccessful and is quickly replaced with a McDonald's.

I wish Hershey would acquire more land instead of just stacking more rides on top of each other at the back of the park.

Granted, they build a super giant parking lot add on

I wish Disney built a REAL Thrill park

Granted, but, it proves unsuccessful and six flags buys it from disney and turns it into a giant waterpark. I wish being a responsible adult didnt suck so much. :p

Granted, it doesn't suck.. But now it blows..

I wish I had a signature on coastercrazy.

[Oscar]

Granted, but the font color matches the site background color thus it can't be seen.

I wish people rated more on the site :\

Granted, but the rates are more harsh and brutally honest than what NLE was ever known to be.

I wish I could go to a Linkin Park concert.

Granted, but, they lost all their instruments and have to do the entire set a capella. I wish i had more time to actually play my sax and write music.

[TTD03]

Granted, but the music is awful.
I wish Oscar would get an actual job.

Granted, he cleans out sewers, busted a pipe, and broke your toilet.

I wish that Oscar's name was changed to AngusSmearMcGee

[TTD03]

Granted, but his name immediately gets changed to mrcrolly sucks.
I wish for a pony.

Granted, you get Fluttershy who falls into a great depression and hates herself.

I wish TTD03 was actually a doge.

Granted, though he continues to post on every thread, only with terrible doge puns instead

I wish tomorrow was Christmas