Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you get no presents.

I wish for this wish to not be backfired.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but it's a "Christmas in July" special so you have to wait longer.

VF15 wrote:

Granted, but you get no presents.

I wish for this wish to not be backfired.

Granted 100%. Enjoy the last wish to ever come true for you with no repercussions

I wish we get the awesome Euro flat rides here in the US

Granted, but due to storms over the sea they all sink in the atlantic while their on the way.

I wish to have a wishless birthday party today .

Granted, but your birthday party is at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.

I wish I could do 10,000 push-ups consecutively.

Granted, but you sustain multiple injuries by doing so.

I wish I could make a good coaster in NoLimits.

Granted, but I haven't seen your track yet...

I strongly wish to be a pretty good NL track designer.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but everything fails the tunnel test and therefore is not a valid ride.
I wish that my computer wasn't broken

[Oscar]

Granted, but its put together with scotch tape and falls apart 5 minutes later.

I wish TTD03 was no longer Tiny D.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, now he's dead.

I wish I didn't bite my nails.

[TTD03]

Granted, you get a foot fungus instead.
I wish for a goldfish.

Granted, but it dies after one day.

I wish graduation would come faster.

Granted, but with coming faster, they have to get rid of prom.

I wish I could build a K'nex roller coaster that goes all the way around the house.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, a school in Australia graduated today.

Granted, You can build the coaster around the house, but your mom trips over the ride and breaks it.

I wish for something to wish.

[TTD03]

Granted, but it is a bad wish.
I also wish for a wish.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Wish granted, but it's interpreted wrong so it ends up sucking.

I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, but you get killed in battle with another ninja.

I wish for no more one-train operation on all coasters.

Granted, but its replaced with 0 car operation

I wish that all High-Frame-rate movies where burned in a fire.

Granted, but all movies end up getting burned in a fire too.

I wish there was more to do in my city.

Granted but you move away, too the middle of the Siberian wilderness, where you discover a murderer nearby.

I wish that someone would give six Flags a bucket of Paint for Christmas

Granted but the cans are dried out.

I wish my PC will be able to run GTA V smoothly when it??????s released in January.

Granted, but you get so frustrated by the game's difficulty that you punch the screen and have to put on bandages.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Paradox]

Granted, the fish now kills you.

I wish for a launched coaster near me.

RCT3rox wrote:

Granted, but Helix breaks down and isn't open when you're there.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow!

Even if Helix wasn't open I still have Balder, but I wouldn't be complete without Helix. Also, I got out last Thursday on break.

Granted, but it has excessive amounts of downtime.

I wish the peeps in RCT3 weren't afraid to ride intense rides.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but now you have too much vomit and no one comes in the park.
I wish for a set of train horns on my truck