Corrupt a wish

[Mr. Freeze]

granted, but it is worse than the original T3.
I wish for NL 2 on my new computer

[TTD03]

Granted, but it lags terribly.
I wish for a cheeseburger.

[Mr. Freeze]

granted, but it has mold on it and when you eat it, you get sick and you die.
I wish that steam would load faster

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, steam loads faster but because of a hacker you've lost all your games.

I wish for time traveling

Granted, but it's a one way time machine that can only go forward in time, and you accidentally travel to the end of the world.

I wish I could visit Hogwarts.

Granted, but your killed by a womping willow

I wish that Doctor Who special would start already

Granted, but as soon as it starts, you lose power and it doesn't come on again until the episode is over.

I wish people at movie theaters would be quiet during the movie.

Granted, but then somebody in the theater has a heart attack, and calling an ambulance would mean talking during the film, so everybody refrains from that.

I wish our pet cockatiel knew how to say more things than 'pretty bird' and 'here kitty kitty kitty.'

Granted but all naughty stuff it says and hates on you
I wish there was more coasters in Florida

Granted, but they're all Vekomas, Dinns, and TOGOs.

I wish airlines didn't have ridiculous baggage fees.

Granted, instead of being ridiculous, they are now priceless.

I wish Universal Studios Florida would get a decent roller coaster rather than Movie themed Dark rides.

Granted, but it derails while testing and it becomes SBNO
I wish I finally got the yes I've been waiting for

Granted, but it only happens in a dream.

I wish for the trim brake on Rougarou to be removed.

Granted but the ride gets rougher
I wish I could go to cedar point and king island

Granted, but its in the offseason.

I wish there was away to split screen between watching TV and using an Xbox.

Granted, but Xbox Got hacked and now the feature is permanently reversed.

I wish my graphics card that I got for christmas worked with no flaws and excellent fps

granted, it does but only with the legendary Atari arcade games from 1980.

I wish the climate change would finally keep middle europe steadily at 25??????C so parks and roller coasters don??????t need the winter break anymore.

Granted, but the lines would always exceed 3 hours.

I wish Thunderbird would open tomorrow, and I could ride it.

[Paradox]

Granted, but due to the early opening of the ride there was a lack of testing and you fall off before the launch takes place and are run over by the train launching, thus flinging you off into the sunset where the Holidog will save you, but get shot down by North Korean missiles making you fall to your doom only to land in a pit of radioactive waste that gives you the super power to fly, but since you can't control it you fly into the sun and get burned up and your ashes fall back down to Earth and become are used as dirt in the Thunderbird plaza.

I wish that there were more amazing flat rides in the U.S.

Granted, but none of them are close to you.

I wish Six Flags would play content on their queue line TVs that isn't annoying.

Granted, they simply use fan-made nolimits 2 trailers.

I wish going to the US wouldn??????tbe that expensive and it would be closer so I can go to the theme parks there and they can come to ride european coasters by a ten-minutes drive. Where??????s the globalisation when it??????s really needed? : )

Granted, but all the non-kiddie coasters are relocated to within ISIS strongholds.

I wish I could play a version of Action 52 that wasn't such an obvious beta.

Granted, its an obvious alpha

I wish that I had some pizza.

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish I was in a warm weather state right now.

Granted, the average temperature is now 120 degrees

I wish my video editor would stop overloading its memory and crashing while I'm trying to edit