Corrupt a wish

Granted, you solve the problem by not having a video editor

I wish for some tea.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it is all leaves.
I wish for nothing

[TTD03]

Granted, but you get something.
I wish for a dollar.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it is a monopoly dollar.
I wish for an ice storm

Granted, but it will cause your power to go out.

I wish for 2015 to be better than 2014.

[TTD03]

Granted but it rains on the first day of coaster season.

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but it's a Perfect Point pencil and it always breaks

I wish I had a puppy

[Mr. Freeze]

granted, but it has rabies.
I wish for a big 12 team in the college football playoffs

Granted, but they will lose badly.

I wish I could sleep better.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you will never wake up.
I wish that Skype would get its act together

Granted, but as soon as it works, the power goes out.

I wish for all unnecessary trim brakes on roller coasters to be removed.

Granted, but the track pieces containing the trims are also removed.

I wish Kentucky Kingdom would have kept Hellevator even after the girl lost her feet.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but now everyone who rides it loses their feet
I wish for the rain to go away

Granted but instead of rain it's tornadoes destroying your home parks
I wish for 1 dollar

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it is fake and can not be used.
I wish for school to never start

Granted, but you never graduate.

I wish I didn't have to get up early today.

[TTD03]

Granted, but you have a lot of errands.
I wish for a billboard.

Granted, but it's really just a giant wanted poster
I wish that BBC America was added back to my cable.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but there are no shows on the channel.
I wish for a new sound board to play with

Granted, but as soon as you're done downloading it, the files become corrupted.

I wish weekends would last longer.

[TTD03]

Granted, but you have more things to do.
I wish for cheese.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Granted, but it's that BS with maggots in it that rich people eat.

I wish to be left alone so I can work in peace and quiet.

[TTD03]

Granted, but grandma comes over in 2 hours for 2 days.
I wish for a hotel room key.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it does not go to any hotel room.
I wish for some god damn peace and quiet

[TTD03]

Granted, but for only 10 seconds.
I wish for a pen.