Corrupt a wish

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it is out of ink. I wish for a new job

[TTD03]

Granted, but it pays $1 an hour.
I wish for 2 pens.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they are both the bottom half of the pen.
I wish you would stop spamming the forums

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they are both the bottom half of the pen.
I wish you would stop spamming the forums

[TTD03]

Granted, but I do it again tomorrow!
I wish you would stop replying shortly after I do!

Granted, I reply now
I wish for all Dinn-corps to die

Granted, but they're killed with fire, and the fire that is used to burn them down spreads to the rest of the park.

I wish for all annoyingly overplayed pop songs to cease and desist.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but nothing will play on the radio.

I wish for nothing

Denied you get some severed hands

I wish that I had a new laptop.

Granted, but IMO the tablets are way better to browse websites!

I wish I could see every track rated properly in Track Exchange!
Oh please! That'll motivate builders!

Granted, but the brutal honesty demotivates some builders enough to report rates they don't like, and there are enough ratings that the admins need an automated bot, so many legit rates are taken down.

I wish fan haters didn't exist.

Granted, but every night you will have dreams about them.

I wish for classes to be cancelled for tomorrow.

Granted, my classes are canceled

I wish for a blizzard to happen

Granted, but you get so much snow that you can't get out of your house.

I wish for an RMC woodie in my backyard.

granted but it would never run
I wish to ride wicked cyclone when its finnished

Granted, but a wicked cyclone rips thru the area, causing the park to close, and you ride that one too.

I wish for Great American Scream Machine at Great Adventure to be rebuilt in some form and replace Green Lantern.

granted but it goes through green latern and breaks through the track

I wish for 5 dollars real money

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you drop it on Kraken.

I wish for a sound board

^how do you know I ride kraken the most out of all the coasters in the us

[Mr. Freeze]

^Because you always talk about it and so I pulled it into the post. It was a true guess

I wish for a damn taco.

Granted, but the taco shell is past the expiration date.

I wish my city had more fast food restaurants.

[mkingy]

Granted, but they're all the same fast food restaurant.

I wish Alton Towers would build a wooden rollercoaster.

Granted, but it's a clone of Son of Beast.

I wish the CoasterCrazy forums were more active today.

Wish granted (I hope)
I wish for the exact same thing