Corrupt a wish

Granted, you watch funny YT-videos where seniors play GTA 5

I wish for healthy and still yummy fast food.

[Paradox]

Granted, but America has an uprising and eventually the business fails because fat people need their food right?

I wish that I could ride any coaster that I wanted to (Helix <3).

Granted, but you have to wait ten years before you can ride them.

I wish for Minnesota's professional sports teams (Vikings, Twins, Timberwolves) to not be awful.

Granted, but all their victories stop being filmed.

I wish for more new episodes of Futurama.

Granted, but you have to pay to see them.

I wish I was at Cedar Point's Winter Chill-Out.

Granted but it's during winter storm Pandora.

I wish for Kingda Ka to be dismantled and replaced with a Wacky Worm.

Granted, but Six Flags Great Adventure closes for good because the GP gets mad at them for removing Kingda Ka.

I wish for winter to end now.

Granted but it reaches record breaking 130 degree temperatures.

I wish for a backyard roller coaster.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but on the first human test run it falls apart and kills the rider. Now you are being prosecuted for murder and end up in jail until you're 60.

I wish to have more free time for hobbies.

Granted, one extra minute a day for hobbies.

I wish for a ride on El Toro.

Granted, but it's the one in Europe

I wish for summer

Granted, but it's a constant heat wave and your air conditioner breaks down.

I wish for Valleyfair to build a B&M floorless.

Granted, but it's only 15 ft tall.

I wish Nintendo would make another game like Super Metroid. ROM hacks won't do.

Granted, but we only play No Limits, sorry, lol!

I wish for SkyArrow.

Granted but then we break up right afterward.

I wish someone would build a tractor pulling-themed coaster.

Granted, but it rides at the speed of a tractor, making it boring.

I wish I could watch the Oscars tonight.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. The ride has been built in such way that you're experiencing like a real tractor pulling. The downside is that it only runs once a week due wear and tear on all technical parts.

Granted. Our admin Oscar pops up onto your screen in quadruple, filling your screen with Oscars until the night is over.

I wish for WWS to return in full glory.

Granted, but you must pay to use it.

I wish for Six Flags' operations to be better.

granted but six flags price rises triple than Disney prices

I wish some good b&m to be installed into florida

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, Seaworld buys a brand new B&M. But thanks to this purchase they get bankrupt and the ride never opens. Nobody wants to purchase the park and all existing rides get sold to Asia.

I wish for my order to come in sooner

[Paradox]

Granted, but you get a broken package full of feminine products.

I wish for a launched coaster near me.

Granted, but it's a Schwarzkopf shuttle without the loop so it's just launch, spike, back thru station, up the other spike, and done.

I wish I could do this:

Granted, but in the process you get injured.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

Granted, but you have nightmares only.

I wish for a brand new Gaming PC including 2 Intel i7, 3 GTX Titan, 1 TB RAM a 4TB HDD and three 50''-TVs to play Minecraft in 8k on 3 screens .

Granted, but while setting it up you break it.

I wish for BGW's new coaster to have a second train.