Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it's on the scale model

I wish for a bagel sandwich

Granted, but the sandwich was dug out of the bottom of a trash can.

I wish for a trip to Busch Gardens Tampa.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, BGW has a 2nd train for their new coaster. But they are using it only for spare parts.
Granted, but when you arrive a massive thunderstorm breaks out causing all rides to close down.

I wish for a bike

Granted, but it's a girls' bike and people make fun of you when they see you ride it.

I wish for a $26 million 7-inversion B&M coaster to be part of the #Kingdom Seven announcement.

Granted, but they also announce that it will not open for seven more years.

I wish for more points.

granted but once when you get them they become useless

I wish for more parks get built in florida

Granted, but they're all kiddie parks.

I wish for this wish to not be backfired.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you just wasted a wish. Now your genie has used his 3rd and last wish.

I wish for summer in winter

Granted, but its still cold

I wish for a nap.

Granted, but your napping makes you miss an important event.

I wish for my city to have a thrilling amusement park.

Granted but it's a park full of death coasters.

I wish I could ride the Voyage at night in the very back.

Granted, but you've seriously gotta brace yourself, because you can't see which way you go in the dark! Side crusher! You may also get hurt!

I do wish for a large sized clearance envelope!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. It's so big, that the clearance from all the doors in your house are too small.

I wish for a new car

Granted, but right after you buy it, it gets totalled.

I wish we had Steak 'N Shake restaurants in MN.

Denied, You'll never eat at one in you're life.

I wish for some pizza.

Granted, but it's cold pizza.

I wish for Wildfire at Kolmarden to not be cancelled.

Granted but I'm the only one who can ride it.

I wish to finish these supports

Granted, but you finish them incorrectly.

I wish to live closer to my home park.

Granted, but your home park is now Fantazy Land.

I wish that Magic Mountain would remove the asphalt and landscape under Scream.

Granted, but they replace it with the world's largest hornet's nest.

I wish McDonald's served veggie burgers.

Granted but it'll be disgusting

I wish for a new cable company.

Granted, but they only have five channels available.

I wish to go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but it's in the off-season and all rides and attractions are closed.

I wish for some food

Granted, but it's food that's long past the expiration date.

I wish for a snow day tomorrow.

SkyArrow wrote:

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I wish McDonald's served veggie burgers.

They do offer in some branches them over here but you'll want to try one of these.

@ Game:

Granted, but it'll be 20 feet and completely cover your door.

I wish for the rumor that Holiday Park will get a Woodie to become true.