Corrupt a wish

Granted, but the woodie Holiday Park gets will be a Son of Beast clone.

I wish for more people to be coaster enthusiasts

Granted, but they soon start shouting "Faster than racing cars!" when looking at normal sized coasters!

I wish to play COASTER APOCALYPSE more!

Granted but you die first round

I wish for Saturday to come sooner

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. It's a 8,5m tall junior woody from PTC: http://rcdb.com/r.htm?ot=2&mo=8481

I wish for a D??????nner kebab sandwich.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Dirk_Ermen wrote:

I wish for a D??????nner kebab sandwich.

Sure. This one is 6 months old though.

I wish I had a real job.

Granted, but your boss is a brony who is vocal about liking Fall Out Boy and EDM, and your job is security guard at Fazbear's Fright.

I wish I had earplugs.

Granted, but someone steals them right before you need them.

I wish for the trees to bloom and the grass to turn green.

granted but only for 10 seconds then a blizzard goes through

I wish fore nothing

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, You acquire a golf set. "FORE!"

I wish for some free money.

Granted


I wish that I didn't have 4 tests tomorrow

Granted, you get 5 Common core stupidity tests

I wish that snow would stop falling of the roof and waking me up.

Granted now there ain't a roof so it falls on you

I wish for Dirk to stop being a pain to me

Granted Dirk is now gonna be a pain more and more

I wish for a day off work and to say "Shiit in my house work"!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. You get a day off work. During your day off, your boss stops by for a dump on your front door floormat, your couch, your table, your computer and the rim of your toilet bowl.

I wish for a clean pair of shoes

Granted, they're bright yellow crocs

I wish for a baseball bat.

Granted but it has termites in it.

I wish I could have fun with Five Nights at Freddy's 3.

Granted, but YouTube Staff immediately noticed it... before you clicked it. Copyright Infringement!

I wish to go watch Red Bull's Sky Race!

Granted, but you have to pay a fortune to see it.

I wish for sleep.

Granted, but while you're sleeping someone puts graffiti on your face.

I wish I could be rest assured that McJuggernuggets's psycho video series is fake.

Granted, but eventually they will turn out to be real.

I wish for the GP to be smarter at parks.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, GP is now just as smart as the average coastergeek. But they are all such snobs about their knowledge on facts, that they become more annoying than they are now.

I wish to undo the previous wish.

Granted, but all of your other previous wishes are also undone.

I wish for summer weather year-round.

Granted, but when thunders come, at worst, they'll bug you all day long!

I fully wish to do a bungee jumping with some backflips.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you get to do the jump. But during the jump the rope wraps around your neck, choking you as soon as the bungee cord tightens.

I wish for a rhythm games arcade in the Netherlands.

Dirk_Ermen wrote:

Granted, you get to do the jump. But during the jump the rope wraps around your neck, choking you as soon as the bungee cord tightens.

Darn you! Anyway I just want a more thrilling ride like this! Yes this slingshot! Estimated g-force felt on your back: almost 6, because you literally get launched up to over 390' high!



Let's get back to game.

Granted, but um... they are way harder than you play at home!

I wish for Intamin Giga - the Wingrider version! Figurative though!