Corrupt a wish

Granted, but Clark Griswald is your new Dad
I wish NL2 will be able to port coasters to RCTW

Granted, it only supports rct3

I wish I had nl2.2 now

Granted, but it crashes every time you try to run it.

I wish I had the ability to design a decent coaster in NoLimits.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you've designed a decent coaster in NoLimits. Yet the trackwork is so crappy nobody notices the brilliance of your design.

I wish for a wish to wish~

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but that wish does not come true
I wish for a tornado to come through

Granted, but your house takes a direct hit and everything is destroyed.

I wish more people were coaster enthusiasts.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they are stupid enthusiasts. P.S. I live in a college dorm, so that would help tremendously.
I wish for people to go post on my questionere, located here:http://www.coastercrazy.com/forums/what-is-your-favorite-old-school-arcade-game-t35635.html

[Blase Rhine]

Granted, but people actually don't post in your thread.

I wish that I could own the TRON: Legacy movie

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but when you get the DVD, it is not in the case.
I wish for Florida Adventure to be a real park

[mkingy]

Granted, but it's on an inaccessible island.

I wish that CP's announcement was not for a dive coaster, but a Larson Loop and all the track fabrication was just a ruse. #angryfanboys

Granted, but GPs are in most cases, happy to ride something, even if it's regarded as a Larson style!

I still wish to see some neat NL1 tracks downloaded!

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they come up as false advertisement.
I wish for today

[Metazoanhaddock]

granted, however your day is total poop.

I wish for my wish to not be granted...


what now?

Neither denied nor granted, because it's not really a wish, so how would I be able to grant or deny it in the first place? There's no main subject here that you want to happen.

I wish for Six Flags Jamp-Up Land.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it never opens.
i wish for college football

Granted, but you'll never see heartbeating touchdowns.

I wish Oscar would ride my track.

Granted, but he doesn't rate it.

I wish people would be more creative with wish corruptions instead of listing the same or similar ones over and over.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, the corruptions are more original. But they contain out of maximum 5 words.

I wish for more detailed wish corruptions.

Granted, but the wish corruptions become overly detailed.

I wish for movies in general to be better.

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted, but they're all g- rated.

I wish that my wish has no conditions when it's granted.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but life always has conditions
I wish for band to not have band

Granted, but that means you explain the verb "disband".

I wish to see cool5's "not cool" tracks.

Granted, but you have to spend all of your CC points to download them.

I wish for a trip to Six Flags Great Adventure.

Granted, but they've dismantled Kingda Ka, El Toro, Zumanjaro, Nitro, and Bizarro, and replaced them all with Green Lantern clones and Larson loops.

I wish for Super Mario Maker right now.

Granted, but you want to make a freakin' hilly roller coaster stage by stacking too many bricks up too high, and any skilled players can't even reach to the flagpole! Then time is up!



I actually wish to see Supermanio. (Superman + Mario.)