Corrupt a wish

Granted, but only for one second.

I wish for sleep.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you have the worst nightmare possible and never want to sleep again because of it.
I wish for someone to do something with themselves

[Metazoanhaddock]

granted, but I come to Oklahoma to watch a football game with you...

I wish I could wish I could lose this game

Granted, but you keep playing anyway.
I wish I could travel the world and ride coasters all the time while not being a horrible person.

Granted, but your only modes of transport are walking and swimming.
I wish that in Family Guy, Brian actually had permanently died since 'The Life of Brian' instead of coming back like 3 episodes later, and that Vinny had stuck since.

Granted, but Vinny is a very evil dog that actually isn't a dog, and everyone dies.

I wish six flags would be nice to people.

Granted, but they like to provide big thrills better!

I wish for more coaster fanatics to find "Valravn" splendid!

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but with that there are more negative people too.

I wish for a Cards Against Humanity thread

Granted, but it gets locked.

I wish for a quality new coaster at Valleyfair.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it never opens
I wish for people to care

Granted, but people care about the wrong things.

I wish the food at my school didn't taste like garbage.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but there is no food because school food is garbage.
I wish for Bullet not to kill the CMB

Granted, but sorry I have no idea what exactly CMB is. Hmm, as for Bullet, wasn't that a British compact looper?

Well, I fully wish to ride a bike at over 30mph!

[Mr. Freeze]

lol240 wrote:

Granted, but sorry I have no idea what exactly CMB is. Hmm, as for Bullet, wasn't that a British compact looper?

Well, I fully wish to ride a bike at over 30mph!

It is the marching band that I am in. And for Bullet, look up on YouTube Bucking Bullet and you will see what I was talking about.

Granted, but you fall and commit suicide because you were riding on the edge of a cliff and you fell to the very bottom depths of the cliff.
I wish for people to know what I am talking about

Granted, only a few people know what you're talking about.

I wish for longer weekends.

Granted, but they become longer than the week, so then the current weekdays become the new weekend and as a result, nothing has changed in the end.

I wish I had W-shaped pupils like a cuttlefish.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but then you will get made fun of and then commit suicide because of it.

I wish for Thanksgiving

[Metazoanhaddock]

Granted, but i crash your thanksgiving and drag you to a football game

I wish Blase would tell me if he's busy for thanksgiving or not SO I CAN BUY MY F#CKING TICKETS

[Blase Rhine]

Granted, but I ended up having a competition that same weekend :/

I wish that I could have visited you guys for Thanksgiving.

titanrocks01 wrote:

It is the marching band that I am in. And for Bullet, look up on YouTube Bucking Bullet and you will see what I was talking about.

I checked out some clips and found them impressive!

Granted, but they all went to different theme parks.

I wish to see Aero Dynamics. The evolved version of Arrow Dynamics.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they do not pass the tunnel test and they never open.

I wish that there was more people watching for day games in college football

Granted, but they like TED Talks better!

I kinda wish for 100 inversions!

Granted, but your 100 inversions are inside one of the machines in the laundromat.

I wish for employee of the month.

Granted, you're the employee of the month that gets fired.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it explodes and kills you on the spot.

I wish for that to happen