Corrupt a wish

^ Granted, but that tragedy (Time Machine Accident) will be a X-rated movie thing.

I wish for a snaky vertical loop!

[slosprint]

The loop is made of actual snakes. As soon as the train reaches it, the snakes' structural integrity fails and you are plunged, trapped in your restraint, into the resulting pile of incredibly pissed off reptiles.

I wish I could actually be exited about riding roller coasters anymore.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you get too excited and have a heart attack as a result.

i wish for my teacher to care about certain things that will go unnamed

Granted, but he/she only cares about them for one day.

I wish the offseason wasn't almost here.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but then it never ends once it starts.

I wish for this

Granted, but you wish for a cake anyway so you got one.

I wish for a short day at school on Friday.

Granted, but it lasts for one nanosecond, so you accidentally miss it, and then you get in trouble for cutting.

I wish 'penis breath' was a more popular insult.

Granted, but um... that literally was a more horrible result among good kids.

I wish Cyclops would get RMCed!

Granted, but the RMC version will not be as good as the original ride.

I wish I didn't always feel so tired in the morning.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but then you can not go to sleep at night.

I wish for fights to never happen

Granted, but some people can't deal with emotions.

I wish for Peta Coaster at one park under control of Cedar Fair.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but the ride is under PETA control and not Cedar Fair, and therefore the ride will not run

I wish for midterms to end

Granted, but you find out you failed all of your midterm exams.

I wish college textbooks weren't insanely expensive.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they get you with taxes and student loans

I wish to move to Switzerland

Granted, but you have to duck walk all the way there.

I wish Harry Potter would get pregnant.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it comes out as a death eater and kills HP

I wish that was not a stupid idea

Granted, but people think that is... "ludicrous".

I wish for the voice "Ninja! when I start the engine!

[mkingy]

Granted, but the wish granter doesn't understand what you mean so in actual fact and you're transformed into a Japanese car (Nissan Skyline)

I wish everyone was as positive has lol240

mkingy wrote:

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Wow thanks so much! Okay back to the game.

Granted, but I just like to add smileys!

I wish for more fun threads to be bumped!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, It's a bot spamming the forums with an auto generated message on where to buy Viagra.

I wish for a short working day tomorrow, so I can visit the fright nights.

Granted, but you will end up finding out that the parks are closed.

I wish for more people to know Coaster Crazy.

Granted, they visit the site but don't create an account.

I wish for this warm weather to stay.

Granted, but it's still a tad hot to enjoy outdoor rides all day long!

I wish for park tickets only for NL users.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but they are only good for parking, and not admission.

I wish that class did not exist, and only football games were key

Granted, but the level of serious business that football takes approaches that of childrens' card games in Yu-Gi-Oh, so you'll regularly have football games where the match either decides the fate of the teams' lives or the fate of the world.

I wish someone would force ISIS to watch A Troll in Central Park.