Corrupt a wish

Granted, but no one is that brave, so the number of true action takers will be like 1 in 1000000.

If only the ride operator's panel was a keyboard style like NL1 and 2.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but then there will be too many errors and therefore will cause the ride to crash.

I wish that practice would get cancelled on Friday

Granted, but every practice for the rest of the season will now be twice as long.

I wish for this wish to not be backfired.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it will haunt you for the rest of your life and cause you to commit suicide.

I wish that my wish comes true

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but the satisfaction of having this wish coming true does not due justice and you want more. Making you a wish addict.

I wish for cheaper petrol

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you don't realize the price change until it is too late and it has gone to the most expensive that it has been.

I wish for the draft to come to my turn

Granted, but you find out your turn has been skipped.

I wish people could get along with each other.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but as this is human life, that will never happen

I wish for basketball season to start so that way I can start getting paid

Granted, but you get paid less than minimum wage.

I wish for more indoor amusement parks.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but the price of admission draws everyone away and causes the park to shut down for good.

I wish that tomorrow will not be as long as what it is looking to be

Granted, but every day after that is twice as long.

I wish college math wasn't so hard.

Granted, but for future coaster designers, university math is a must learn thing. Better luck to 'em.

I wish I could complete the layout within a day!

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you fail clearance and tunnel tests.

I wish for CFB

Granted, but some people don't like.

I wish for CQC!

Granted, but whatever that is, you only get it for five seconds.

I wish I could Back to the Future Part II today in honor of 10-21-2015.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you instead realize that the stuff in the movie is not real, and will never become reality.

I wish to not be sick

Granted, but it's impossible to overcome the seasick! (I'm guilty! )

I wish for Millennium Force 2!

Granted, they build one that's 5m high.

I wish I didn't need to leave my dog tomorrow when I'm going to Holland

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it has to happen.

I wish for an open doctor appointment that I can go to

Granted but instead of the appointment being open, your doctor is. Your doctor's body has been cut open and he's doing the appointment anyway so it's an "open doctor" appointment.

I wish this topic wasn't going down the crapper.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it will never be the same.

I wish that the flu was not so painful

Granted, but everything else becomes more painful.

I wish for some good snowstorms this winter.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it snows so much that none of the parks open next year.

I wish that bronchitis didn't turn into pneumonia.

Granted, but you will end up thinking like any disease can get to you! Catching a pretty bad cold is even a nightmare that will force you to stay at home. Can't even go to your home park...

I wish for a safer "Hot Wheel" vertical loop. That's one of the coolest X-Games stuff, though!

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but that will never happen due to real life physics.

I wish the doctors knew what kind of disease that I have right now