Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they keep it a secret.

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don???t want any zombie turkeys, I don???t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don???t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but the wish manages to still backfire and you turn into a zombie turkey because they put ketchup instead of mustard on white bread instead of rye.

I wish for the sickness to go away before Thanksgiving

Granted, but it goes away before Thanksgiving of next year. You're still sick during this Thanksgiving.

I wish that the fanfic Dipper Goes to Taco Bell was never written at all.

Granted, but another similar fanfic is written instead.

I wish the GP would realize that taller and faster doesn't necessarily mean better.

Granted, but we even have a blast riding Stratas! Guilty!

I wish for coaster fanatics to know Circle of Fun's "Wild Wind" (which AmatsuNL may know because it's in the Philippines.) - the world's most compact looper.

Granted, but they soon forget about it.

I wish for a ride on Fury 325.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it breaks down for the day as you start up the lift and have to be evacuated from the area.

I wish for marathon abilities at Fiesta Texas

VF15 wrote:

Granted, but they soon forget about it.

I came to love that snappy Immelmann! I'm even feeling like recreating that ride!

Back to the game. Granted, but you actually will need to physically lap (not coaster marathoning) around that park.

I wish for more people to try mini yet "berserk" coasters!

Granted, but they won't like them.

I wish Minnesota had more amusement parks (with thrilling coasters).

Granted but they're My Little Pony themed, and a large portion of guests aren't into that.

I wish for the Casper Slide part 3 to finally surface.

Granted, but it only surfaces in your imagination.

I wish for Thanksgiving Break to come faster.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you are only out for Thursday, and then you have to go to school on Saturday in order to make up the day missed, being Thursday.

I wish for the CT scan

Granted, but it's for a Coaster Track (CT) so only inspectors can use that. Coaster's life > Your life.

I do wish for skyscraper's dream to be the real thing!

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I was at Cedar Point right now (with all of the rides running).

[Paradox]

Granted but you realize that the big rides are too scary and end up only riding Corkscrew and Cedar Creek Mine Ride.

I wish that I could go to Phantasialand.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. You're arriving tomorrow in a closed park. Upon arrival you start to walk around the seemingly empty park. But when you go around the corner the security guard sees you and arrests you.

I wish for a sunny weekend.

Granted, it will be sunny during the day, but your house will be damaged by a thunderstorm at night.

I wish I could travel more often.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but you become a homeless person in order to pay the travel expenses.

I wish for snow on my wedding day

Granted, but there's so much snow that the wedding will be postponed.

I wish to watch a movie.

Granted, but I don't feel like it now.

I wish for Crazycristo's death. (I think you already know what I mean... )

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you are now the cause for his death and you'd get sentenced for lifelong in prison. Don't drop the soap.

I wish for my own cottage to live in.

granted, but it's tiny!

I wish to own/run a theme park!

Granted, but it's too big!

I wish for the most intense Dragon Coaster that turns kids away.

Granted, but the coaster is so intense that it also scares enthusiasts away.

I wish for good food.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, You've received a durian.

I wish for something fun to do this weekend.