Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you'll end up going to some parks.

I wish for a barrel of laughs at 200mph!

Granted, but they will hurt.

I wish for my university's hockey team to win tonight.

[Staff]

Granted, they had a very hard time winning with a score of 1-0 with triple overtime... but the opposing team was blind and all arm amputees.

I wish to be filled with enough helium to float into space

[mkingy]

Granted but you die from lack of oxygen before you even lift off the ground.

I wish for and dry christmas so I can actually drive to where I need to get to.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, on Christmas day it's nice and dry. But the entire week before there is a huge snowstorm raging over the country snowing in every citizen with 6ft of snow.

I wish for some delicious food.

Granted, but the food expired.

I wish that I could ride Intimidator 305 anytime.

Granted, but whenever you're riding it, the train will take a hour to reach the top of the lift hill.

I wish I could go to the movie theater tomorrow.

[TTD03]

Granted, but no movie is playing.

I wish for a pony.

[Mr. Freeze]

granted, but it is unrideable due to the fact that it does not exist

i wish for some well needed r&r

[BlizzardSnowWuffie]

Granted you find out that your whole life has been spent working and your now an old person in a retirement home. I wish I cold go back in time and meet Walt Disney .

Granted, that means you need to go back in time, then you get stuck in time.

I wish for the coaster season to come faster.

Granted, but you'll miss plenty of time to work on your NL projects!

I wish to release some of my woodies in December.

[TTD03]

Granted, but the site crashes as soon as you upload it.
I wish for a calculator.

TTD03 wrote:

Granted, but the site crashes as soon as you upload it.

OMGosh, it can happen anytime! The "Site Rollback" nightmare!

-- Back to the game. --

Granted, but that's actually one you can't use if you know nothing about binary.

I wish for coaster soundtracks.

[TTD03]

Granted, but it's the Frozen Soundtrack.
I wish for cheese.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, it's Parmesan cheese.

I wish for a good night rest.

[Mr. Freeze]

granted, but you have nightmares all night.

i wish for some college football

Granted, but everyone must be able to keep lifting a ball off the ground!

I wish for B&M with no "MCBR" coasters.

Granted, but they still add a strong trim on the ride.

I wish that Kings Island will get a Intamin Giga coaster.

Granted, but the coaster has a trimmed first drop which goes straight into the final brakes.

I wish for a roller coaster ride right now.

Granted, but you can only ride coasters in the off season now

i wish i could ride all the gerstlauer coasters in the world

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, you can ride all the Gerstlauers in the world. You're only missing a huge chunk of money to fund your world tour.

I wish for a full fridge.

[mkingy]

Granted but someone set the setting too cold and its full of ice!

I wish for a cup fo tea.

Granted, but I like teacup rides much better!

I actually wish to see Irish Tayto Park get more thrill rides. Love that looping Frisbee!

Granted, but Tayto Park gets the most painful thrill rides in existence.

I wish for this wish to not be backfired.