Corrupt a wish

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, now you are being shot from the back.

I wish for a creep not to be creepy~

Granted, now he looks cute enough to give you diabetes.

I wish for Konami to go out of business.

Granted, but no one will think like their music arcade games suck!

I really wish to play DDR well. I do tend to stomp outside cursor panels! End up failing the first stage!

Granted, but right before you win the game, it glitches and turns off.

I wish for Finals Week to go by fast.

Let's start this over! 2015 is now over and this game has to be the 2016 version, really!

I wish to be the Coaster Apocalypse Survivor!

Granted, but your favorite rides are smoldering ash hit by meteors, so it wouldn't feel right to not attend a coaster funeral.

Even tho I'm not a Mac user anymore I wish for the Mac version of NL2 to be available to Mac users.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. A Mac User version of NL2 will be there in 2030. PC users on the other hand, can enjoy a newly released NL3. So you're still a version behind.

I wish for an extra day a week.

Granted, but it's an extra work day.

I wish for my headache to go away.

Granted, then you have a heart attack.

I wish to be able to teleport to theme parks!

Granted, but you'll get busted by the sci-fi security.

I wish for a never-ending (Our big hope!) bungy!

Granted! You also become immortal, then realize that you're stuck there with nowhere to go.

I wish for a faster computer that never breaks down so I can create NL2 projects without wasting too much time on video recording.

Granted, but it constantly runs away every time you want to use it. You wanted a faster computer, right?

I wish the Gravity Falls finale would be scheduled to come on sooner.

Granted, but the show will be scheduled to air while you're at work.

I wish for a decent snowstorm.

Granted, but it will ruin your own special snowman! His life suddenly comes to an end!

I wish to hear your thoughts on this thing!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, but due the age of that meme my thoughts about this are buried long long long in the past.

I wish for a reeses chocolate bar.

Granted, but it's only 1 millimeter long.

I wish the English language had a specifically gender neutral pronoun so I don't have to piss of grammar Nazis by using 'they/them' as a poor man's substitute.

Granted, but you have effective vocabs to draw on!

I wish to see TTD03 win Coaster Apocalypse!

Granted, but right after he wins, he gets disqualified.

I wish for coaster season to get here faster.

Granted, but it's way too cold, specially for the fast ride! Coldness may also affect to the ride friction and your ride will end up getting stuck in the vertical loop!

I personally wish some B&M Dive Coasters would have the trains go backwards!

Granted, but only for one day.

I wish more people were coaster enthusiasts.

VF15 wrote:

Granted, but only for one day.

Good answer, lol!

Back to the game: Granted, but they are not willing to ride any Gigas because of the structure size!

I sort of wish to call Nemesis an Inverted Megalite!

Granted, but it still isn't an inverted Megalite.

I wish for my Carowinds-Dollywood trip to come faster.

Granted, but you have less than a day to visit both parks.

I wish that I will win the 2016 CoasterCrazy No Limits 2 Tournament.

Granted, but they forget to send you the prize.

I wish for all of the snow to melt.

Granted, it smelt away... But next year the ice age starts again.

I wish for food.