Corrupt a wish

Granted, but eating too much means you may end up failing the test seat!

... I wish for the full recovery from a bad cold.

Granted, but you also recover from the rush of dopamine that comes with the latter stages of a cold.

I wish for RMC Boulder Dash at Lake Compounce.

Granted, but then you'll be attacked by the wooden coaster purists.

I wish for an offseason coaster trip.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted, You'll travel in the offseason past all the indoor kiddy coasters at pizza places and such.

I wish for fewer working hours.

Granted, your work schedule is now only 3 hours per month.

I wish to make a 300 score in bowling.

Wish granted, a hoax has caused gullible iPhone users to kill their phones. (not even a joke. its serious). But, every other company but Apple has gone out of business. Leaving you with only one choice. The iPhone.

I wish I could go to any amusement that isn't in Florida.

Granted, you get to go to a park full of kiddie rides.

I wish for my college's hockey team to win this weekend.

Granted, but they let it go to their heads.

I wish Mad4Speed's corruption of my previous wish actually had something to do with it.

Granted, but he just wanted to make it sound a bit black jokish!

... I wish to see the true Coaster Apocalypse winner.

Granted, but right after learning the winner, you get hit on the head and forget it.

I wish to watch the Oscars tonight.

Granted, but you'll actually see CC's Oscar on TV!

Well, I wish I could watch more of lengthy "Flying Aces" videos.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but when you start to watch it, you get hit by a car and die

I wish for a better life

Granted, but being a ride operator is fun!

... I wish to go on a NL2 preset coaster using "VR System" while riding a real coaster!

Granted, but the layouts of the NL2 coaster and the actual coaster are completely differen.

I wish to fly.

Granted, but you can do it by riding a B&M Flyer lol!

... I wish for a "VR" test seat.

Granted, but you don't fit.

I wish Lucy would actually let Charlie Brown kick the football for once.

[Mr. Freeze]

Granted, but it causes more harm than good

I wish for my work check to process in already

Granted, but it's only for NL2 projects.

... I fully wish for Tayto Park to be like at least Thorpe Park.

Granted, Tayto Park completely rips off Thorpe Park and gets sued for it.

I wish for food.

Granted, but you'll end up getting too many bags of Tayto Crisp!

... I wish for more Irish people to be proud of Tayto Park. That indeed is an amazing park!

Granted, but the park closes despite people being proud of it.

I wish for shorts and t-shirt weather.

Granted, but there's no way we can defy the weather! Hope that your luck holds!

... I wish to see more kiddie coaster fans!

Granted, but every kiddie coaster that they want to ride has a maximum height requirement.

I wish for a trip to New York City.

Granted, but it's after the ending of A Troll in Central Park, so the entire city proper resembles a post-apocalyptic jungle because it's all covered in greens.

I wish to have six pack abs

Granted, but you'll never get used to sweating it out, then you quit such exercise programs.

... I kinda wish for "Larson Loops" to be considered the Vertical Dragons!