Corrupt a wish

Granted, but since you kinda wished, it's only 'kinda granted' so they're only considered 'Vertical.' No Dragon.

I wish for all My Little Pony rule 34 to be permanently erased from the internet.

Granted, but some MLP fans may go into a rage!

... I wish to rule all NYC streets as a bike messenger! (Note: Too Fictional! )

Granted, but you'll only rule the streets of one borough.

I wish more people played "Corrupt a Wish".

Hmm, granted, but they just want to play a "Make a wish!" game!

... I wish for coaster fanatics to find the "Zierer - Force 190" model enjoyable!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Granted. All enthusiasts are all in about these junior coasters. So much that parks start to pick up the hype and build only junior and family type of coasters. Instead of huge coasters.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat for dinner tonight.

Hmm, granted, but your dishes are not special - neither good traditional ones nor recommended recipes.

... I wish to ride "Big Bang" aka... an awesome Zierer ESC! Kidisty! (Kiddy + Twisty!)

Granted, but you'll get stuck on the ride for several hours after it ends.

I wish people could get along with each other.

However a lot of people sadly have countless ways of arguing.

I wish Mega Zeph wouldn't get RMCed keeping its original layout!

Granted, but the coaster will become unbearably rough in a few years.

I wish for good food.

Granted, but it contains about 40 grams of fat and 2000 calories in 1 serving, and you get berated by nutritionists for consuming it.

I wish people would stop thinking Linkin Park sucks just because each album is musically different from their first 2 and from each other, and realize that 6+ Hybrid Theory clones would get stale.

Granted, but their future albums will be hated for other reasons.

I wish for my sore leg to get better.

Granted, but unfortunately it will happen to both of them when you ride the Smiler

I wish that could get a girlfriend who actually shares interests and is kinda hot/cute :p

Hmm granted, but you'll find out that she is an endlessly talking coaster ride operator!

I sort of wish for "Fabbri's Power Mouse" to be liked!

Granted, only one person likes it.

I wish for Hurler at Carowinds to get RMC'd.

Granted, but its new name is The Projectile Hurler, which alienates much of the public

I wish Ash Ketchum from Palette Town would finally turn 11 years old.

The world of Pokemon, however, has to be our "childhood" utopia!

I wish to see Mack Powered and Zamperla Powered well combined!

Granted but they decide to make the world's first powered hyper-coaster, and it uses enough juice to cause routine power outages.

I wish for the 'corrupt a wish' thread to be no more.

^Granted, but coaster crazy will be in outrage by the thread closing.

I wish to ride every B&M on planet earth.

Granted, but there are so many that you have to take off work indefinitely.

I wish Six Flags Magic Mountain and Cedar Point would dismantle some of their less popular coasters and relocate them to parks that haven't installed any major attractions in several years.

Well... granted, but it depends on how people think about ride credits!

I'm hoping to see a flat ride with unlimited spins!

Granted, but it will never stop spinning.

I wish for free food.

Granted, but it's never food you like.

I wish to ride my first RMC this year.

Granted, but you'll be stuck on the lift hill for 6 hours.

I wish for sleep.

Granted, but you'll sleep walk off a cliff.

I wish Knockoff SLCs didn't exist

Granted, but they are like the Arrowies proudly produced in the 21st century!

Hoping to see more kiddie coasters built around a food court to draw people's attention!