Corrupt a wish

[mkingy]

Granted but the ride has a splash down into the food court's sewage waste.

I wish Alton Towers were leading us on a merry trail and actually build an RMC.

Granted. The RMC is constructed but is in a permanent SBNO status due to various techincal problems, before eventually being torn down 15 years after construction is completed!

I wish for invincibility at will (I can choose whether or not I get hurt by anything)

Granted, but it only works while you're awake.

I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, but it's all in pennies and you have nowhere to store them safely, and paying for expensive stuff is a pain for you, the people behind you in line, and the cashier

I wish for a pet caracal.

Er granted, but it can never be faster than the king of Savanna!

I wish for every latest "Boomerang" to get an Ampersand element!

Granted, but considering that it's Vekoma's first attempt at such an element, the way it rides and flows is not smooth in the slightest.

I wish I could go to Sweden and ride Wildfire!

Granted, but it's closed due to technical issues and the only ride you can get on is the Wildfire's kid named "Mildfire" and it's manufactured by Golden Horse then provides no airtime hops. That will leave you a pretty bad feeling such as throwing a tantrum.

Hmm, I wish to ride a strata slingshot!

Granted but it marks the first time you've ever gotten sick on a ride

I wish Nostalgia Critic could go back to reviewing older movies, thus having his title make sense, instead of "reviewing" movies that recently came out in theaters by posting skits that occasionally comment on the movie, sometimes not even having any clips from the actual movie.

Granted, but most of us (except "director" wannabes) don't care about such thoughts.

... Speaking of Las Vegas, I wish that Casinopolis would be dominated by a bunch of coaster tracks!

Granted, but they're all painful knockoffs that always hurt - even on good days.

I wish that Lightning Rod will be running when I get to Dollywood later this month.

Granted, but it will probably catch fire- on the train!

I wish that Keemstar would report on NLE forum drama xD

Granted! All coaster-related sites but NoLimits-Exchange shut down, so everyone flocks to NLE. The site becomes 10 times worse than [TPR at its worst].

I wish Agila @ Enchanted Kingdom would be fully operational right now!

Granted, but then it breaks down in 5 minutes.

I wish for pancakes

Granted, but they will cause food poisoning.

I wish for Valleyfair guests to stop taking out their phones on Wild Thing's lift hill.

However they know how to snap beautiful and best photos lol!

Hmm, I wish for those yellow spaghetti bowls! Guess what!

Granted, but it looks terrible.

I wish for more amusement parks in the world.

Granted, but they're all in china and consist of Golden Horse knockoff kiddie coasters and nothing else

Granted, you may now be called Alex.

I wish for Fury 325 to win best steel coaster in the completely unbiased Golden Ticket Awards.

^ Wow granted, but we might see Millennium Fury 325 coming as a "Thanks Cedar Point, for inventing an outstanding "Giga Coaster" idea!" credit.

- My turn: I wish for more Big Mikes than Miner Mikes.

Granted, but other people still wish for more Miner Mikes.

I wish for more B&M gigas.

Granted, but they're installed in North Korea.

I wish No Limits 2 had its own page on TvTropes.

Granted, but all the tropes are cliched as heck.

I wish for more coasters with unique layouts.

^ Okay granted, but I find a lot of kiddie coasters hilariously fun!

Hmm, I wish some "terrain" coasters would start failing the tunnel test!

Granted, but this causes there rides to be shut down permanently.

I wish St. Cloud had an amusement park (with thrilling coasters).

Granted, but it only has 2 thrilling coasters, the bare minimum required for a plural form to be grammatically correct. The rest are all kiddie coasters in the style of Go Gator and Dragon Wagon.

I wish Eugenia Cooney would put on enough weight to be healthy.