Corrupt a wish

granted, but on the first day of ownership it crashes into your house killing you both instantly in a brutal fiery explosion.

I wish I wasn't stressed about lunch now

[Xenon]

Granted, but instead you stress about dessert.

I wish the holidays would come early.

^But they already do. Granted anyway, but now the entire year is the holiday season, so those working in retail are pushing their immune systems to the limit

I wish for No Limits 2 to be put on the Nintendo Switch.

[Xenon]

Granted, but you have to use an analog stick in order to edit coasters.

I wish my stomach wasn't upset as much.

Granted, but now your mother is upset! :(

I wish I knew how good a NL3 would look.

granted, but it looks like total sh*t

I wish I wasn't stressed about dessert

Granted, but now Raptor Bird does care.

I wish for infinite wishes.

HEY.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT

[Turbo]

Granted, but Blue can still wish for things with catches.

Your personal wish is not written...

[Xenon]

Granted, but his personal wish is written.

I wish I was in a room full of kittens.

Granted, but soon they'll all start attacking you.

I wish finals week didn't exist.

Granted, no catch because it's the truth. F*ck finals.

I wish for cookies

Granted, but they contain prunes.

I wish I had more of these (PICTURE SIDEWAYS ).

[Xenon]

Granted, but you get defective cans and they explode after two days.

I wish Oscar would give me a pie.

Granted, but you must share!

I wish Oscar made a pie coaster.

I'm sorry but I can't grant that, it's physically impossible.

I wish Robb Alvey left the coaster community for good

Granted, but he runs for president.

I wish that my trip to CP next year isn't a failure.

Granted, but after you leave is when Cedar Point announces they're going to dismantle RMC Mean Streak and replace it with another RMC, but this one's from the ground-up, and it's a giga with all the intensity of I-305.

I wish I could feel completely free from anxiety during the holiday season.

Granted, because same.

I wish finals weren't right before Christmas so that I could actually enjoy the holidays

Granted, but now you must listen to All I want for Christmas is You

I wish I wasn't addicted to my desk toys...

Joke's on you, I like that song.

not for long haha

[Xenon]

Granted, but now you're addicted to memes.

I wish Oscar would give me another pie and not have to make me share.

Granted but people steal some anyway.

I wish that the universe didn't want me dead.