Corrupt a wish

granted, but instead it gives you the most miserable life possible instead, driving you to suicide.

I wish to not make a wish

[Xenon]

Granted, but you DO make a wish! (dun dun dunnnn)

I wish I can eat pie in peace with no worries about having to share, people stealing some, or Oscar using it as a shield.

Granted, but that is the last pie you will ever meet

I wish tiny size was readable

Um, granted, but we usually use (a little) bigger fonts.

... I wish more kiddie coasters would do more laps!

Granted, but they all do 1000 laps instead, wasting almost half of your available lifespan.

I wish for oreos

Granted, but they all desentagrate when you dunk them in milk.

I wish for a launch coaster or a wing rider at SFOG

Granted, but it's full throttle without the loop and top hat. Also it's a family coaster.

I wish that whenever I post on a thread someone didn't always post after me and get all the replies.

purplechicken wrote:

Granted, but they all desentagrate when you dunk them in milk.

I wish for a launch coaster or a wing rider at SFOG

JOKE'S ON YOU I DON'T LIKE THEM WITH MILK

Blue_ wrote:

I wish that whenever I post on a thread someone didn't always post after me and get all the replies.

Granted, but everytime you post, Ol Misery will post a completely unrelated post below yours.
I wish Six Flag rides had operations as fast as California Screamin.

Granted, but now you get no more wishes.

I wish that my house extension was done so this stress could go away :(

granted, but it gets burned almost immediately after it's finished

I wish Blue_ wasn't annoying on purpose

Granted, but you everytime you attempt to turn on your computer, it'll play the entire bee movie script and we are number one, both performed by Blue_.
I wish I could make valid wishes.

Granted, but they all get ruined by us.

I wish my dog wouldn't attack my other dog.

Granted, but in turn, they'll team up and attack you.

I wish there was a closer/better them park to me other than castles n coasters.

Granted! Now you live right next to Kaeson Youth Park.

I wish my computer would stop lagging ever

Granted. It gets bricked so no more lagging worries.

I wish I could find a Yungoos or Gumshoos on Wonder Trade that isn't named Donald Trump.

Dang I keep getting destroyed haha

I wish I knew what a yungoos or gumshoos are

I wish you knew what google was.

Sorry that was mean

[Xenon]

Olmisery wrote:

I wish I knew what a yungoos or gumshoos are

Granted, but you will never have the desire to play Pokemon ever again.
(here you go)


I wish I had the ability to extend the due date of a project.

Granted but now essays due dates are half their size.

I wish for snacks.

granted, you get pickled mangoes to eat (they're actually not bad tbh)

I wish it wasn't cold af

Granted, now you feel nothing

I wish someone was willing to hear me read the bee movie script :(

^ Granted, but I'm not familiar with the title of that movie... I'm curious!

... I wish for more "PPAP" threads lol!

[Xenon]

Granted, but Oscar hates them so much that he deletes them right away. (loopholes ftw)

I wish July would come early so I can take photos at Morey's Piers.