Death to Chipmunks!

[Coasterkidmwm]

In summary, a group of chipmunks has burrowed under our driveway at home and the driveway collapsed 8 inches when the suburban drove over it. My dad is not thrilled. Over the year he has been using the bucket of birdseed illusion to drown them but it's slow as hell and the results are kinda lame and it isn't fun. My dad mentioned once that his dad used to "blast away at the little shiats" when he was little so I figured that would be a good idea.

In summary I need to info on what kind of gun to buy to kill these bastards with. I know absolutely nothing about guns. I mean absolutely nothing. I'm assuming I would want some type of pellet/BB gun.

Things I want:
*Should kill a chipmunk in one shot (assuming I aimed somewhat okay)
*Some kind of pistol (needs to be somewhat concealable since anything but a regular gun that requires a license and all of that jazz is illegal since they're lame as hell. When I say concealable I mean that it isn't a giant rifle. I wouldn't walk around the neighborhood with this or any stupid bullcrap like that)
*Not a real gun (AKA requires a license I'd have to apply and pay for, is horribly loud, etc)
*Something somewhat quiet as to not get the neighbors pissed off or alert the po po that I am committing the horrible crime of possessing a BB gun and trying to kill pests with it.

I'm going to a store in my area called Farm King since it has a gun section next semester with Christmas money and I want to go in there with some small idea of what I need so I don't completely embarrass myself in front of the store clerk I ask for help at the time.

[Oscar]

AK 47 with "snoop" silencer, works good in the hood and it should work good against chipmunks

[jayman]

you should just close off the burrow and pour gas down there and set it on fire.. standby though flaming chipmunks can start fires , so have a ire extinguisher ready if it runs under your house

[Coasterkidmwm]

What part of "legal" didn't you understand lol?

[Oscar]

it's legal

I like jays idea

Id go with a crosman pistol. My friend has a rifle and the thing is silent so a pistol should be even better. Something like this


http://www.crosman.com/site/listing/1325

There is the way others do things, and there is the way Crosman does things.

my dog catches chipmunks, you can rent her for a week or something..

Rat traps from Lowe's work well!

[Coasterkidmwm]

traps aren't fun though

[jayman]

too bad the birdseed and bucket illusion doesnt always work

[Coasterkidmwm]

Catches other things too.

[jayman]

you should gas them with carbon monoxide..

gas then fire would be great.

please video tape that and post it on youtube.

Dual Tech 9. Illegal but hella good time.

Never met a chipmunk that could swim in gasoline ... no flame needed. Drown the critters and let them choke on their own vomit!

fire is more fun tconwell.

throw some firecrackers in there too.

Just get some gunpowder or something

nuke em.

[Coasterkidmwm]

And I get the chipmunk into the microwave how?

[coolbeans326]

CHipmunks have rights too! I hear they're getting ready for the 08 elections next fall.

find the hole they burrowed in an pour some gasoline down it...followed by a lit lighter from a safe distance.

:O:O!!!

Poor little things...

Iv never even seen one in real life

^you life is not truely fulfilled :O!