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Post May 1st, 2006, 5:07 am

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Yesterday during a football match. I got taclked horrificly from behind. This brought me down with such pace my shoulder popped waaay out of place. Maybe becuase i landed on my elbow[;)].
I got to the hospitl still in full kit and my boots and got took straight through to a hospital recovery room. This is where a hot lady doctor pounded my veins with Morphine to kill the agonising pain.
And too much morphine can make you faint, thus i did, landing on my arm[V].
This was extremly painfull and the shock made me faint again, this time being catched by my manager[lol].
After the x-ray to confirm my arm was about 4 inches away from my shoulder socket. I got wired up with all these random sensers to measure the oxygen in my blood.
This is where the doctor put me under a highly concentrated morphine like substance called a seditive. This was kind of cool making me feel all numb and extremly high.
At the point where i could not answer the doctor back, he pulled out my arm perpendicular to my body and yanked it really hard.
Then he started to walk around the back of my head waiting for the infamous click.
After i came round happily my arm wast sticking out from underneath my collar bone. Which at first was kind of Disturbing[:)].
He slinged me up and feeling a bit of pain walked out of hospital very happy that i wasnt in internal pain.

I will upload x-rays as soon as i go to the Orthapedist and get them off him.
Please reply with any other dislocations.
Sam[:)]

Post May 1st, 2006, 5:30 am

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Is point of this thread to other people to give you sympathy?

Post May 1st, 2006, 6:23 am

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If i wanted sympathy, i wouldn't have posted it on something as informal as the internet.
So the answer is no. I just though some people might like to know. Ok???

Post May 1st, 2006, 6:29 am

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Its like a trip report to hospital. The best place around [:)] lols.

Post May 1st, 2006, 8:03 am
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Well that sounds like a fun experience.
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Post May 1st, 2006, 8:23 am

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Real men would have popped it back into place by themself..whilst on webcam to me [lol] Good work mofo

Post May 1st, 2006, 11:33 am
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Originally posted by Edge

Real men would have popped it back into place by themself..whilst on webcam to me [lol] Good work mofo

seeing people do that turns him on [lol]
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Post May 1st, 2006, 12:08 pm

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i can pop 3 of my fingers out of there sockets but thats because i have broken them when i was young and he bones have not healed properly.

edge i find you horifically vile, how can dislocations turn you on? you discust me[:D]
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Post May 1st, 2006, 1:29 pm

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^^^ I always think the same, he always asks me to snap my broken fingers back, and also my knuckles back on web-cam.
He has a dislocation fetish or something[lol]

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Post May 2nd, 2006, 2:51 pm

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a dislocated shoulder really hurts, i crack it twice damn bike.


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