Originally posted by Jcoasters
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Jimmy M, a nerdy school boy from So Cal, is posting a topic on a forum about roller coasters.
June, 2015
Jimmy graduates with a 4.2 from High school and is accepted into SUNY Buffalo.
June, 2022
Jimmy graduates from SUNY with a Bachelors in Mechanical, but is burned out of school and doesn't want to pay 100 grand for his masters.[/i]
July, 2022
[i]Jimmy works at McDonalds while trying to find a job as a Structural Engineer
Septemeber, 2022
Jimmy starts working for UPS to make more money just to be able to afford a shitty apartment with a lazy roomate.
March, 2023
Jimmy starts working at State Farm selling insurance for 27k/year
2025
Jimmy gets married and his wife is pregnant. Jimmy must continue to work at State Farm, just to make a living.
2070
Jimmy dies of old age 2 miles from where he was born, shortly after retiring from State Farm.
Edited & bolded for realism. Welcome to the real world, Jimmy.