I'm going to be doing some geologic mapping of an area around an hour north of Las Vegas with a teacher (I leave Friday). I get to do this cause I'm majoring in geology and it's 10 times as badass and cool as all other majors. Since I'll be without running water, electricity, and hanging out in a tent when I'm not roasting on the mesa I won't have access to a computer. There is one day I have off in the middle where the teacher and I have a hotel room for the night where I get to recover/get a shower, but I plan on getting piss drunk and hitting up some penny slots after taking a shower.
Because of this great loss to the website (I fear it will collapse without me) I put Tconwell, Jayman, and Jakizle in charge of enforcing my tyranny since aside from the admins they're the only ones who seem to have grown a pair.
And before anyone cranks any jokes the professor I'll basically be stuck around for the next 3 weeks is a woman in her early 30's.