I tend to be a bit rough on cars when i drive them.

I drive them till they are toast or under water.

Time to call RMC on dem roads.

I was just enjoying cruising down the street with the engine on fire while going 50mph. The check engine light seemed to be on for some reason. Then the car decided to blow up and the blast killed me.

I pounded the golf cart into oblivion! Drive until the front tires popped and i was driving on the rims.