Insult Steven Jobs!

[Coasterkidmwm]

I think he has a bad haircut.

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He is the new symbol of gay pride.

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He is good at scamming.

hes a burrito (tacos hella better)

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he wears scarfs

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He should cut another 200 dollars off the price.

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Because he looked like that in his younger years

He smells like cheese

What the??

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he eats smegma

He creates pointless threads that have nothing to do with coasters...

oh wait. That's coasterkidmwm. My bad.

Steve Jobs thinks everything in the world should start with "i"

When Steve Jobs buys anything, he gives the sales clerk 20% more money than the cost of the product. This is because he believes everything in life should cost more than its actual worth.

Originally posted by minicoopertx

He creates pointless threads that have nothing to do with coasters..

He doesn't know what on earth an 'off-topic board' is for. Oh wait..

I love this thread. Keep the insults coming [:D]

He thinks wearing skin tight clothes is appropriate, but really he has no idea that we can see that he has i-nipples

He looks like he has never been laid.

[Coasterkidmwm]

by a human being.

Bill Gates > Steven Jobs

He has fake eyes!! Look they have an apple logo on them!

I-balls ha.

Macbook Air. Enough said.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Bill Gates has been arrested before. That makes him hardcore. Steven Jobs is lame.

Steve Jobs smells.








I can even smell him all the way over here.

By the way, he has pancreatic cancer, although it is operable.

http://www.macnn.com/articles/08/03/05/ ... .a.secret/

Continue on.

Still smells though

Yeah the cancer was definatly not the cause of the smell. He still smells like iCheese

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by TConwell

By the way, he has pancreatic cancer, although it is operable.

http://www.macnn.com/articles/08/03/05/ ... .a.secret/

Continue on.

Why you gotta break balls and be a downer?