Christmas, pffft, boooooooring, all it is is people giving each other terrible presents that no one wants, yet they have to pretend to like it "oooooh great yes, another love jigsaw puzzle, thank you sooooo much"
It would be easier if everybody bought their own gifts wouldn't it, cus i mean, u'd like your presents then no doubt. Christmas is the time of year when all of your crap relatives come round, relatives that you haven't seen since crimbo last year, but theres a reason for that, because they're all proper knobs anyway. I'm having to hide away in my room right now because my auntie is downstairs and she's a proper bintfaced cockwrangler.
Its all a massive comercial farce anyway. And why the feck does it have to start in the middle of October, I mean for feck sake, there aint no 3 month build up to my birthday, so why the hell does jesus have one, what a selfish cock
. Its not like you see adverts in June giving you ideas for what presents to buy for myyyy birthday in August is it? By the time it actually is Christmas, I'm bored still of it, bloody jingle bells, yeah great. Hey, isn't 'jingle bells' a sexual reference?? hmmm, maybe thats just me. Stupid Christmas, The 28th of August isn't called "Gouldmas eve" is it? and the 29th of August isn't called "Gouldmas day" why does cuntface himself, "Jesus" deserve to have all these days named after him, tut tut tut. Rant over......well not really, cus I'll just sit here a mumble to myslef for the rest of the day cus I'm wierd [;)]
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