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Joke Time!!!

Post November 10th, 2008, 11:17 pm
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What's black, blue and red all over?

The 5 year old in my trunk.




Why does Harry Potter have a scar on his forehead

The abortionist was missed with the coat hanger.




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Post November 10th, 2008, 11:21 pm

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Why do Blonde's wear underwair?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why did the woman cross the road?

It doesn't matter, she shouldn't have left the kitchen.

Post November 10th, 2008, 11:36 pm
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what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


nothing.. you've already told her twice and it's obvious she doesn't listen
what's the first thing the "battered woman " does when she gets home from the hospital?

the dishes, unless she wants to go back

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