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Post October 30th, 2009, 9:11 pm
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ?????????Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ?????????Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha.. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides'
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Post October 31st, 2009, 3:24 am

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lol,

a man walks into a bar... ouch

Post November 9th, 2009, 10:27 pm
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Post November 10th, 2009, 3:15 pm

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Originally posted by Stealthrider5583

lol,

a man walks into a bar... ouch



i hate you!

I was gonna say

Two men walk into a bar.


One falls over.
So say we all.

Post November 11th, 2009, 3:39 pm
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What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?







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Post November 11th, 2009, 5:15 pm

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Womens Rights, thats all I have to say.

Post November 11th, 2009, 7:37 pm

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Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?







See you next month!


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BWHASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
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Post November 11th, 2009, 8:02 pm
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Originally posted by ianko66
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BWHASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!


Illiteracy is not a joke. Especially when it's in tubby people.
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Post November 11th, 2009, 8:07 pm

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Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Originally posted by ianko66
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BWHASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!


Illiteracy is not a joke. Especially when it's in tubby people.


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