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Post October 10th, 2005, 6:29 pm

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London To Get Sexual 'Theme Park'

POSTED: 10:34 am EDT October 10, 2005
UPDATED: 10:34 am EDT October 10, 2005

LONDON -- Move over, Eros. Developers announced plans Friday to open a multimillion dollar sexual "theme park" near London's Piccadilly Circus, home to the much-photographed statue of the Greek god of love.

Backers say the London Academy of Sex and Relationships, due to open next spring, will not be a sleazy sex museum, but an educational multimedia attraction that will teach visitors to become better lovers and provide valuable information about disease and sexual problems.

Located within the Trocadero entertainment center _ just around the corner from Soho, London's red-light district _ the $8.3 million project will feature unspecified "high tech and interactive exhibits."

Alex Rayner, a spokesman for the project, said it was "committed to avoiding the sleazy image that the sex industry usually conjures."

"Titillation is not the goal," he said. "It's meant to be educational. It's meant to be informative."

The privately funded project has support from sexual health organizations including the Sexual Dysfunction Association and AIDS charity The Terrence Higgins Trust.

"It is long overdue that the U.K. faces up to its responsibilities in the sexual arena _ we cannot simply avoid mankind's leading preoccupation and the issues that go with it," said the academy's director of exhibits, Dr. Sarah Brewer. "The academy is the perfect vehicle by which to address these important matters in an exciting, amusing and yet educational way."

Several cities around the world _ including New York, Amsterdam, Barcelona and Paris _ are home to erotic museums. Typically, they exhibit everything from pornography to high-minded paintings exploring local sexual attitudes and culture.


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Post October 10th, 2005, 6:47 pm
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Theme Park Review already covered this, and the topic started last week. Man you're slow.[lol] We decided that for erectile disfunction, they could have a topple tower!

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Originally posted by coolbeans326

Theme Park Review already covered this, and the topic started last week. Man you're slow.[lol] We decided that for erectile disfunction, they could have a topple tower!


[lol] ED: The ride of impotence [lol]

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Post October 10th, 2005, 7:43 pm

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Mabye this place should build an EGF clone and help people get pregnant after getting down.

Post October 10th, 2005, 8:21 pm
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wow i wonder what they'll call their flume ride????? some themed areas might be more popular than others, but if they do build it they should have a scary dark ride called "CLINIC OF HORRORS"

Post October 10th, 2005, 8:26 pm
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or how about, "paternity suit stuntshow"? or the "exciting world of latex fashions"

Post October 10th, 2005, 8:27 pm

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thats a knee slapper for you there (persoanlly i like te whole EGF thing he he)

Post October 10th, 2005, 9:13 pm

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... how about a ride called the.............. i dont think im gona say it[:p]

Post October 10th, 2005, 9:16 pm

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They should call the park Fornication Nation. That seems appropriate. Wonder what FN will have to say about that?

Post October 10th, 2005, 9:20 pm

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lol [:p]

EDIT: They should have a ride called "tunnel of sex" and under the sign it should say "get laid by a loved one"[:)]

Post October 10th, 2005, 10:03 pm

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This is going to be immature city XD. people are going to come because the word sex to them is still hysterical to say over and over again, and it has no meaning :p.....screw them

Post October 11th, 2005, 12:01 am
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Post October 11th, 2005, 12:36 am

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lol thats great........... in the sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy room, were the guys get laid and the girls have fun in the sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy room...........[:D]

Post October 11th, 2005, 6:40 am
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Originally posted by jayman

wow i wonder what they'll call their flume ride?????


Or guess what scenery the flume ride should get!? [lol]

Post October 11th, 2005, 12:13 pm
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Originally posted by Dirk_Ermen

Originally posted by jayman

wow i wonder what they'll call their flume ride?????


Or guess what scenery the flume ride should get!? [lol]


splash yourself btween the legs off a wet pros.

Post October 11th, 2005, 5:17 pm

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that sounds so cool i hope im old enough to visit is there a specific age u have to be older than or something

Post October 11th, 2005, 10:51 pm
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yeah, they won't have a kiddie ride area... but if they did it'd be called "neverland ranch" o.k. i'm gonna go and be ashamed of myself for that one....


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