TARON: 10/10
Taron. This is why I came to Phantasialand. I did not watch an on-ride POV before this moment, nor did I know what to expect. I saw it slink around through Klugheim and wondered what it would be like: good launch; the first half looked rather slow with not much action; the second launch looked fast from what I could see; the second half looked interesting with some quicker, stronger transitions before the finale.
I'll say that after I got off my first ride I started calling Taron "Crazy Goat" in my head. I couldn't quite figure out what the theme or story of Taron was, so I came up with Crazy Goat to suffice. So, here's my review of Crazy Goat Taron:
The turn out of the station is filled with anticipation as I rolled up to the launch, dramatic music and sound effects surrounding me. Everything goes silent for about 4 seconds until the launch kicks in and you're off. The first launch reminds me of Maverick's second launch; strong, but enjoyable. The first turn is a bit of a lull, but then you're thrown into an ejector airtime hill that put my hood on my jacket in front of my face. The left turn that follows banks at a radius that isn't at all with your heartland, thus throwing you to the right after you're already in the air from the bunny hill. You're sort of thrust sideways as you fall into a tunnel, bracing so that you don't hit the side or the top of the entrance underground. Pulling up and out, you twist to the right, where Taron throws you to the left this time, ejecting you up and to the side in a way that you cannot anticipate whatsoever. The turn to the right that follows allows you to catch your breath and pace again, then a turn to the left through a wooden house with a small, almost Stengle-dive down to the right that throws you to the left once again. You bank up and to the right again, to then flatten out and be thrown up a tad before a coasting turn to the left. Some quick transitions side to side fool you before you drop down into the second launch - the launch from hell.
Like a rocket, Taron shoots you from what could be 30, maybe 40mph into a 70mph+ launch in under two seconds. The immense sense of speed you have being in such a restricting tunnel is amazing as you blast out of launch two and past a waterfall that get's in your eyes and face no matter what (good placement on that waterfall, folks!) What follows after this is pure and utter awesomeness. The transitions in the middle of the air seem as if you're bouncing from rock to rock, galloping over Klugheim with force and aggression and speed. You're tossed around a bit here before you fly down to the bridge again and into an overbanked turn with intense G's, rushing through the rock work and diving under and up into a transition that could, if you were not held down by a handlebar, launch you into River Quest. I am not kidding! This transition throws you up and to the right so aggressively that you cannot help but smile, laugh or scream. You drop to the left, under another wooden house, and then up into another horrific (in a good way) transition to the right. Taron throws you up again, this time to the left. You do a quick helix up to the left, riding the rocks that surround Klugheim before you hit a little dip then another good bunny hill to drop beneath the bridge. Another s-curve into the final turn before Taron hits the brake run. You're also thrown to the left when you hit the final stretch, a reminder that Taron isn't done yet and would like to say goodbye one last time.
Taron is, and will now forever be, my favorite roller coaster I have ever ridden. Forget the height and speed gimmick that most American rides hold and forget the Intamin creations of the past. This ride is a work of pure genius not just from a theming standpoint, but just from a purely force and G's one. It was terrifically terrifying, awesome, and brought tears to my eyes every time I rode. I felt like I had just been put into a blender and thrown around, but really enjoyed it and wanted to go again and again. Launch one is good, but launch two takes you by such surprise that it makes you wonder "Can this thing get any love faster? Oh, yup, here it goes...!!!" LOVED IT.
Taron is great. End of story. Everyone book your trips now to Phantasialand because you will not want to get off this one. I regretted leaving because I knew I'd miss Taron so much...and already do.
Row 8 right*
Row 1 left*
Row 8 right
Row 7 left
Row 5 right
Row 3 left