people are stupid

[gouldy]

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5058/Pencil_In_Penis

"Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

oh dear god

Oh my

I think this could fit into this thread: http://www.kolumbus.fi/acidia/share/americans.wmv

But when you're watching that, remeber that they're only Americans!!

Lol thats quite funny.

lmfao at the American video! I assume not all Americans are that bad, but Damn! That's stupid

Ok, we all aren't that stupid.

[gouldy]

*we aren't all that stupid.

Just thought I'd err ... change that there . Nah, obviously we know that you're not, but can you see why the rest of the world might get a little worried when we see clips of Americans like that? Naming random countries that they should bomb ... it's funny though.

Just remember that America is basically made up of the rest of the world. Just about every nation has someone over here who calls America home and calls themselves an American.

but LOL @ the guy putting the flag for France on Australia. Same for the guy who thinks Korea is Australia too.

Is Australia that hard to identify?!

LMAO @ the black guy saying we should bomb Canada. Hilarious video.


Why does it seem like videographers ALWAYS find the most IGNORANT of people to tape?!

OH MY GOD this was great

^^Because they tape hundreds of people, and only show the few that fell for the trick. hehe.

it was a goon movie and really funny at the same time

In reality, nobody would bomb Canada, well, there have been bombings, but none recently because everybody likes Canada!!! I will use the lyrics of a song by the Arrogant Worms to describe Canada:

In Canada, the Natives are all happy, and the lakes are fresh and clean.
There is no unemployment and nobody is mean!
In the summer there are no mosquitos, and the winters are NEVER cold.
There is no clear cut logging, and no o-zone hole.
All our Prime Ministers are swell,
And nobody goes to hell!
No criminals or taxes, and Visa NEVER phones.
Elvis is alive in Moose Jaw!!! But we leave him alone...
We are in Canada, who's army is so strong,
in Canada, no one has to mow their lawn.
No waiting for buses, or stepping in lines.
The banks are all non-profit,
the red necks and hippies live in perfect harmony,
growing weed and marajuana together, hydrophonically!
Nobody has pimples and the skies are all so clear.
If Jesus comes back to earth, he will be born here!!!
The phone lines never busy, and your never put on hold,
Canada is a country carved entirely from gold.
In Canada, everyone says please,
In Canada, no one EVER cuts the cheeze!
The country of love, is a country for me!!
Canada... starts with a C.



(Note: The Arrogant Worms are a bit off in the description of Canada... I wish it was like this song)

Ohh Canada, My Home and Native Landddd...*continue rest of anthem*

^Well, thats respectful to our anthem... Im not going to say anything about yours, im jsut going to say that ours can be sang in tune in both the french and english language with all syllables in sync so its better then your anthem....

EDIT: Check this out, if your Canadian you know who Rick Mercer is, well he has a little mini show thing where he goes to America and talks to Americans and tricks them into saying dumb stuff, but they actually belieave him, check out his site to see what I mean... Some of these people are politicians and teachers... Even Bush says something a little dumb... and Al Gore.

http://home.comcast.net/~wwwstephen/americans/

^It wouldnt be hard to do the same thing to your politicians and such with the right wordings. How does being able to be sung in both french and english makes yours better than anyone elses? lol - thats funny.

I have nothing against Canada. Not sure why Canadians have to poke fun at us though...

I like the canadians.

[gouldy]

I think Canadians are alright too, they are not unlike us English see, I mean, they spell properly (sometimes), they live in a cold country and they live too close to the french. That's 3 things I can name just off the top of my head, not to mention the whole alcohol thing