You must be from New Jersey.
Originally posted by slosprint
and we catch your fish
Portland doesn't exist?
Originally posted by slosprint
bottle your water
No. My water comes from Lake Michigan, and speaking of which Michigan and Wisconsin have a great deal of springs and bottling companies.
Originally posted by slosprint
and are the inventors of baked beans (you can't possibly beat baked beans...
If you wanna fart sauerkraut is the way to go. Also Mexicans make beans better.
Originally posted by slosprint
and oh yeah, are home to some of the best ski mountians in the world
What about the Rocky Mountains, Alps, Pyrenees, Himalayas, Urals, and Andes? You're calling the Appalachians (I assume) great skiing? The Appalachians are eroded piss-poor large hills at best.