thinking about opposite day.
I mean, if you say its opposite day, then it can't be opposite day, because if it was then they would say its not opposite day. But if someone says its not opposite day then it could either be opposite day or it could just be a regular day. You will never know for sure because if it is opposite day, then no one could explain that it was because it you could take everything two ways...this is going to kill me all night.