funny holidays...

I was reading Iman's sig..which goes:
You walk into a tree you're dumb.
You ski into a tree you're stupid.
You drive into a tree you're an idiot.
You hug a tree you're kind, not retarded?

and then i just rememberd that i actualy did ski into a tree, and then i ended up upside down in these branches!!!!
This couple was video-tapeing themselves at the time, and then in the video u see this guy(me) flying through the air.. they showed me after....it was really really funny...

tell us what else u guys get up to on ur holidays..

I went all the way down to Flordia, and at Busch Gardens these two American girls were there and they found out we were Canadian and they said,"Congratulations!" Ever since I have been questioning the intelligence of human beings.

Lol I wana go skiing again its so fun.

i managed to walk into a lampost while on holiday in skegness.

i was taken to hospital with concusion.

You.

Went.

To.

Holiday.

In.

Skegness?[:(!]

I really want to go ski. Looks like a hell of a lot of fun, are you ok now Zan?

Sorry Matt i did the same[lol], i went down to Skegness to 'Fantasy Island' we stayed overnight in Skengness in a little town called Bourough Leigh Mars or summat. Very nice but Skegness centre was abit dirty[lol](alot dirty).
Fantasy Island was cool though.!

I used to walk into everythnig when i was really young. Things like doors, trees, walls, other people, and some more stuff. I also rode my bike as fast as i could down a hill right into a brick wall. Now i have a scar on my shoulder. lol

Skegness is a shithole! End of! I will never go back there again, it's the dirtyest place i have ever been

I went to Centre Parcs and on the first day i was climbing on the bike racks, then i slipped and cut my leg literaly wide open. I had to go hospital at 3 in the morning and coulndt go swimming or do most of the activites. I was fairly gutted i must say, although i went swimming the last day anyway, even though it did open up the stiches again

^^^ I bet that twat of a rapids slide at Center Parks did it!!!
Fookin hurts that slide it does[lol]

It hurts? How does a slide hurt?

Originally posted by Dragon Fly

I went all the way down to Flordia, and at Busch Gardens these two American girls were there and they found out we were Canadian and they said,"Congratulations!" Ever since I have been questioning the intelligence of human beings.

I belive Dragon Fly has best continued my sig.[;)]
Although I haven't skied into a tree, going through a patch of powder with absoluly no base undernieth, I got one ski hooked under a root that was veeery firmly, well, rooted[:p] into the ground. Luckely it caught above the binding and my ski eventually realeased, still, I got a facefull of dirt and snow, I almost got my leg ripped straight off and I really f**ked up my skis.(I actually had to pry a rock out of the ski face[xx(])

Originally posted by Dragon Fly
these two American girls

That doesnt suprise me. If you find the right ones, you can get a host of completely nonsense replies.

It hurts? How does a slide hurt?

They make the slides out of solid concrete! The one at longleat hurts espiecaly, they put a bump in the middle which give you air and you come crashing back down onto your tail bone, and it hurts alot! The slides are like 20ft wide so you know. Quite a painful expierence, not to mention you can feel every bump in the concrete as your ass travels over the top of it