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Post March 2nd, 2006, 10:53 am

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http://www.humanupgrades.com/

I stumbled across this whilst browsing the internet as you do. All i can say is...wtf!? Why would anyone want this stuff done? The only cool looking one was the simple ear. The rest and just plain wierd. The site seems quite legit, but honestly, this stuff cant be real. Who on Earth would have it done


*Go to the products section and browse through the surgeries, also should say, some images arent suitable for the younger kids, so yeah 18's and over guys, although no one will take anynotice

Post March 2nd, 2006, 11:09 am

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ewwwwwwwwwwwww

that is nasty and wrong

why would you do this to yourself?

Post March 2nd, 2006, 11:26 am
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OMG, some stuff really looks like it's the 26th century stuff.[lol] No thanks for me. I'd rather stay natural.
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Post March 2nd, 2006, 11:33 am

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I think its a joke..

Although absolutly retarded some of their 'products' are quite funny. Who the hell needs cooling fins? [lol]

Post March 2nd, 2006, 1:39 pm

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that stuff grossed me out seriously..it was just really strange..I don't think it's real either

Post March 2nd, 2006, 2:29 pm

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arrg nasty but hilarious! if this is the future, will nasal sex become a possibility?

Post March 2nd, 2006, 2:42 pm
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The "simplicity" stuff seemed somewhat possible, but the "high tech" and "erotic" stuff was completely ridiculous. Wierd stuff. I'm pretty sure that this is all photoshopped stuff, though. In the female genital upgrades, they seem to have somehow completely neglected the urethra, which makes me believe even more that this is complete bull-crap.

Post March 2nd, 2006, 2:47 pm

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In my head I'm thinking WTF!!! What is a cunt-tounge?! That's gross!!!!!!! and WTF is 6 fingers. That is just plain gross..

Post March 2nd, 2006, 3:24 pm

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Their logo is a sperm cell with two tails it looks.

I should get a palmclit..

Post March 2nd, 2006, 3:30 pm
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Originally posted by crash2108

Their logo is a sperm cell with two tails it looks.

I should get a palmclit..

go for a real one
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Post March 2nd, 2006, 3:30 pm

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If its fake, someone has major problems
If its real, some company has major problems.

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Post March 2nd, 2006, 5:58 pm

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LOL.
That sh*t is sikkkkkkkkkkk!
Definitely a joke and photoshopped but its clever how they did it.
A Palm Clit wtf????
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Holy Crap!

Post March 5th, 2006, 8:42 pm

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i think its all a joke because i was looking around the site and under the anasthesiologists (sp?) section there is a woman in there that her description reads:

Emma Loop
She is not real anesthesiologist, she even has no doctor diploma, but she does very good blow job so we took her as a part of our team.

Post March 5th, 2006, 10:12 pm

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Blow job joke...

A guy walks into a salon and asks the girl at the counter... "how much are your blow jobs?"

The woman replies "FREE!!!"


LOL

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Post March 5th, 2006, 10:26 pm

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Originally posted by hyperdude

i think its all a joke because i was looking around the site and under the anasthesiologists (sp?) section there is a woman in there that her description reads:

Emma Loop
She is not real anesthesiologist, she even has no doctor diploma, but she does very good blow job so we took her as a part of our team.


yeah i saw that too, and also there are TONS of spelling and grammar mistakes.

Post March 6th, 2006, 9:39 pm
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no...no...no...no...no... NOT REAL.... bad...bad bad bad bad...............notrealnotrealnotrealnotreal.... now i'm convinced, once you have too much disposible income one suddenly becomes stupid and self serving...

Post March 6th, 2006, 10:09 pm
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Damn, To bad its fake, I was actually deeply considering getting a palm clit....

Post March 6th, 2006, 10:16 pm

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