Human Upgrades...Wtf?

http://www.humanupgrades.com/

I stumbled across this whilst browsing the internet as you do. All i can say is...wtf!? Why would anyone want this stuff done? The only cool looking one was the simple ear. The rest and just plain wierd. The site seems quite legit, but honestly, this stuff cant be real. Who on Earth would have it done


*Go to the products section and browse through the surgeries, also should say, some images arent suitable for the younger kids, so yeah 18's and over guys, although no one will take anynotice

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

that is nasty and wrong

why would you do this to yourself?

[Dirk_Ermen]

OMG, some stuff really looks like it's the 26th century stuff. No thanks for me. I'd rather stay natural.

I think its a joke..

Although absolutly retarded some of their 'products' are quite funny. Who the hell needs cooling fins?

that stuff grossed me out seriously..it was just really strange..I don't think it's real either

arrg nasty but hilarious! if this is the future, will nasal sex become a possibility?

The "simplicity" stuff seemed somewhat possible, but the "high tech" and "erotic" stuff was completely ridiculous. Wierd stuff. I'm pretty sure that this is all photoshopped stuff, though. In the female genital upgrades, they seem to have somehow completely neglected the urethra, which makes me believe even more that this is complete bull-crap.

In my head I'm thinking WTF!!! What is a cunt-tounge?! That's gross!!!!!!! and WTF is 6 fingers. That is just plain gross..

Their logo is a sperm cell with two tails it looks.

I should get a palmclit..

[Oscar]

Originally posted by crash2108

Their logo is a sperm cell with two tails it looks.

I should get a palmclit..

go for a real one

If its fake, someone has major problems
If its real, some company has major problems.

But there are always those emergencies..

LOL.
That sh*t is sikkkkkkkkkkk!
Definitely a joke and photoshopped but its clever how they did it.
A Palm Clit wtf????
I mean O.K for hyyyper (joke dude)
But a Paaaalmm Cliitt *put head in hands*
Holy Crap!

i think its all a joke because i was looking around the site and under the anasthesiologists (sp?) section there is a woman in there that her description reads:

Emma Loop
She is not real anesthesiologist, she even has no doctor diploma, but she does very good blow job so we took her as a part of our team.

Blow job joke...

A guy walks into a salon and asks the girl at the counter... "how much are your blow jobs?"

The woman replies "FREE!!!"


LOL

This topic suddenly is now not PG-13...

Originally posted by hyperdude

i think its all a joke because i was looking around the site and under the anasthesiologists (sp?) section there is a woman in there that her description reads:

Emma Loop
She is not real anesthesiologist, she even has no doctor diploma, but she does very good blow job so we took her as a part of our team.

yeah i saw that too, and also there are TONS of spelling and grammar mistakes.

[jayman]

no...no...no...no...no... NOT REAL.... bad...bad bad bad bad...............notrealnotrealnotrealnotreal.... now i'm convinced, once you have too much disposible income one suddenly becomes stupid and self serving...

[coolbeans326]

Damn, To bad its fake, I was actually deeply considering getting a palm clit....

^ Have fun with that...