Seedy Point Roller!

"Come one, come all, and ride the Seedy Point Rollah! The most death defying ride in the country!"

http://weeweeslap.com/track_exchange/detail.asp?tid=12884

An old Coney Island Cyclone-esque wooden coaster with lots of bumps, dips, drops and laterals. It's fun! In reality you'd be thrown around the car and rattled around but that's part of the fun too on an old woodie! Right?!