I know a little german but I'm sure Dirk and Hyyyper can help more here.
He basically says "I want to play!" "Ich will spielen!"
"Com on! Make it snappy!" "I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL Tournament!" "GO!" "Start this damn game!" "START this damn GAME, you son of a bitch" "I don't say it again..." "go!" "Get out of the way!" "Ahh" "WHAT IS THIS!?" "Oh my god, what happened?!" "I want to play unreal!?" *screams* "Quick start...Here we goooo..." *sings "Here we goooo" "Playyyyy!" "Wanker! Plaaaaaayyyy..." "to play Unreal tournament!" "It's loading..." "I don't want that it is loading" "Playyyyy!" *screams loudly* I've no idea what he screamed than.
"Think positive...just think positive" "It will start immediately" "It will start immediately" "It's starting...*laughs madly* "It's starting...arrr..you son of a bitch" "Ah...hehe...take this! *lauhgs* I've killed him!" "Woooohooo!" "Take this and this...eat your own poop...you son of a bitch" "I will kill you..." *screams madly again and is destroying it's keyboard.* *after screaming like a mad monkey, he is looking at the keyboard* "the escape key...where's the escape key?!" "Where is it?! Where is it?!" "I don't need help from a brainless bot..." *repeat it slowly and laughs madly again* "hehe...now I floor you..." "It's not working..." "I will stick it to you..." "I will stick it to you easily" *screams again* "I WILL STICK YOU, son of a bitch!" *screams loudly* "Yeeeeess...yeesss" killed him..." "yeeah...I will kill all of you..." "yyeeeeeeeeeeeeahh... his head* "Eat that, son of a bitch!" *chuckles* "I will stick it to you..." "I will stick it to you..." *repeat that phrase* "I will just stick it to you..." "I will pick you off..." "This son of a bitch is shooting on me.." "noooo....aaarrrrr..."