In summary, a group of chipmunks has burrowed under our driveway at home and the driveway collapsed 8 inches when the suburban drove over it. My dad is not thrilled. Over the year he has been using the bucket of birdseed illusion to drown them but it's slow as hell and the results are kinda lame and it isn't fun. My dad mentioned once that his dad used to "blast away at the little shiats" when he was little so I figured that would be a good idea.
In summary I need to info on what kind of gun to buy to kill these bastards with. I know absolutely nothing about guns. I mean absolutely nothing. I'm assuming I would want some type of pellet/BB gun.
Things I want:
*Should kill a chipmunk in one shot (assuming I aimed somewhat okay)
*Some kind of pistol (needs to be somewhat concealable since anything but a regular gun that requires a license and all of that jazz is illegal since they're lame as hell. When I say concealable I mean that it isn't a giant rifle. I wouldn't walk around the neighborhood with this or any stupid bullcrap like that)
*Not a real gun (AKA requires a license I'd have to apply and pay for, is horribly loud, etc)
*Something somewhat quiet as to not get the neighbors pissed off or alert the po po that I am committing the horrible crime of possessing a BB gun and trying to kill pests with it.
I'm going to a store in my area called Farm King since it has a gun section next semester with Christmas money and I want to go in there with some small idea of what I need so I don't completely embarrass myself in front of the store clerk I ask for help at the time.