hell no, these guys have the wrong idea..
bake him some cookies with dog turds hidden in them and place them in a nicely wrapped package on the doorstep, ring the doorbell and run and watch from the bushes as he bites into their dog turdy delisciousness..
that's always made me feel better after i kick someone to the curb.
but then again i've been single for a loooong time for a reason, so dont mind me..