Originally posted by Bowserjoe
You know what I'd like? If someone gouged out your eyes with a fork,
Wuss! You could just use your hands.
chipped out your teeth with a hammer and chisel
Slamming my head into a hard surface at the right angle would do just fine for that.
cut out your heart with a chainsaw
Chainsaws make a tearing motion, which wouldn't work out so well. The fluids from my body would also probably jam it pretty bad. I'd just go with breaking my ribs and using a good old knife instead.
cut off your dick, sewed it to your nose,
Wrong tense, and you do know how deeply into the body you'd have to go to cut off the whole thing? The penis is not entirely external, a good portion of it is inside your body. I don't think you'd want to mess around with the colon area as they're pretty close also. I'd go for the testicles if I was you as they're not external.
and then tied you to the track of my coaster that you say "probably sucks." In short, I want you to just go away, to someplace not nice.
I'm already somewhere not nice people-wise, and I can't wait to get out of here in mid August. Also you didn't need a comma there, and used the wrong tense again. You're speaking like that has already happened.
Nothing shows stupidity and ignorance more than saying something sucks when you haven't even seen it. Insult me again, and I'll show you the true meaning of the word "sucks!"
And you're ugly.