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Post April 24th, 2006, 4:48 am
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I know this is completly random but oh well, I got married with a spider to me and like all blackwidow females, I killed the male after it made love to me.

I am arachnaphobic a bit and completly get freaked out when spiders crawl on me or what I am sitting on or laying on. So anywaus I see a spider crawling up my wall and I think "its not near me no point to kill it" and then I notice thats the only spider I have seen in my room for over a year. So I thought if I left it alive more would come. Now being the lazy american I am I didnt want to go get bug spray and I am too afraid to grab it with toliet paper I pick out some of my axe body spray (apollo to be exact) and shoot a little bit out seeing if it will kill a spider 4 or 5 feet away from me. So I see the spider start climbing down then it just falls into a pile of papers that it was crawling over. Now I am wondering should I go find it or just let my mom find it and have her scared shitless.


edit:well it wasnt dead just passed out. So it was crawling on my wall so I sprayed it again. It ran around like crazy so I sprayed the poop out of it. Finnally it hid in my underwear so I had to get some toilet paper so I could flip it over. I had to do it 5 times before it came out then it ran like crazy so I sprayed at it some more. Finnally it stoped moveing so I crushed it and picked it up with the toilet paper then thew it down the toilet. Although it kinda won because I am dizzy from all that axe and my hands are shakeing so I am sleeping downstairs tonight. Thats what happens when a spider pisses me off.
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Go chuff yourself and have a nice day! :D

Post April 24th, 2006, 6:18 am

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see i just grab em with paper towels and then put em in tupperware and then carry them out to the BBq and cook them. Muhahahahahaha

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i let them life most of the time... they catch anoying fly's you know...

Post April 24th, 2006, 6:37 am
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I know but we dont have flies plus I was arachnaphobic and I wanted it dead.
Go chuff yourself and have a nice day! :D

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Post April 24th, 2006, 8:46 am

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Originally posted by Pernicious544

see i just grab em with paper towels and then put em in tupperware and then carry them out to the BBq and cook them. Muhahahahahaha



WTF? lol
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Post April 24th, 2006, 9:45 am

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I just step on them, and flush them down the potty! :D

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Post April 24th, 2006, 10:48 am

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Originally posted by english coaster guy

Originally posted by man

I just axed a spider


Lovely[shocked]

Post April 24th, 2006, 11:19 am
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wow this topic got really wierd
Go chuff yourself and have a nice day! :D

Post April 24th, 2006, 12:09 pm

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[img.nr]http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/files/camelspider1.jpg[/img.nr]

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Post April 24th, 2006, 12:25 pm
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This reminds me of a thread I posted a while ago, containing pictures of a Moth I had stapled to a piece of paper. You'd be surprised how bloody difficult it is to staple a live moth to a piece of paper...

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Post April 24th, 2006, 1:25 pm
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Post April 24th, 2006, 2:16 pm

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I don't get why people are scared of spiders, they are just insects. You really do sound like a weak lil girl in your post there man. I man seriously, you ccould have at least lit thhe spray coming out the end and flamethrowered it to death

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Originally posted by Canadmos

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They're making out[lol]

Post April 24th, 2006, 2:45 pm
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they're hardly making out, well, one is making out with the other ones ass...

Post April 24th, 2006, 3:03 pm

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Originally posted by gouldy

they're hardly making out, well, one is making out with the other ones ass...


Yeah like my dog does to my cat![:D]

Post April 24th, 2006, 3:11 pm
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Post April 24th, 2006, 3:58 pm

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wow....that was disgusting gouldy

anyways,
nice story man
lol sounds like somethin I'd do.

Post April 24th, 2006, 4:01 pm

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arn't spiders great, you know you eat on average 20 - 80 spiders in your sleep in your life.
Making screams come true

Post April 24th, 2006, 4:44 pm
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Lmao! I have to give you major props on that one. However...it gave me a kinda...[r] image of you running around with axe spraying a spider. Lol. And I thought by the subject you actually AXED the spider![:p]

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