I know this is completly random but oh well, I got married with a spider to me and like all blackwidow females, I killed the male after it made love to me.
I am arachnaphobic a bit and completly get freaked out when spiders crawl on me or what I am sitting on or laying on. So anywaus I see a spider crawling up my wall and I think "its not near me no point to kill it" and then I notice thats the only spider I have seen in my room for over a year. So I thought if I left it alive more would come. Now being the lazy american I am I didnt want to go get bug spray and I am too afraid to grab it with toliet paper I pick out some of my axe body spray (apollo to be exact) and shoot a little bit out seeing if it will kill a spider 4 or 5 feet away from me. So I see the spider start climbing down then it just falls into a pile of papers that it was crawling over. Now I am wondering should I go find it or just let my mom find it and have her scared shitless.
edit:well it wasnt dead just passed out. So it was crawling on my wall so I sprayed it again. It ran around like crazy so I sprayed the poop out of it. Finnally it hid in my underwear so I had to get some toilet paper so I could flip it over. I had to do it 5 times before it came out then it ran like crazy so I sprayed at it some more. Finnally it stoped moveing so I crushed it and picked it up with the toilet paper then thew it down the toilet. Although it kinda won because I am dizzy from all that axe and my hands are shakeing so I am sleeping downstairs tonight. Thats what happens when a spider pisses me off.